Archive: GW Addiction
Category: Silliness, Yaoi
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4, 13x5
Notes:
Random child on TV: <smiles @ parents> Mommie, daddy... I wanna eat at Duo's!
<move to shots of the family at the restaurant w/ Duo doing magic tricks, then to Wufei, the cook, in a white cooks uniform looking very disgruntled, then to Heero sullenly taking orders in a pink apron, then Quatre cheerily taking the money ($.$), then to Trowa, the bouncer (@_@ a bouncer at a restaurant?)...>
Commercial ends with the 'Eat at Duo's' sign.
D: Weeeellll, guys wha'da'ya think?
W: Why it your name up top?
D: Cause it sounds like 'Eat at Joe's', can you imagine an 'Eat at Wufei's' and how sill that would sound? <ROFLHAO>
W: I think it, actually, sound good.
Q: My name should be up there! I funded it!
D: 'Eat at Quatre's'? That's even funnier than 'Eat at Wufei's'!
T: .... <glares coldly at Duo>
D: <laughs nervously> M-maybe we should change it... <jumps behind Heero> Save me Hee-chan.
H: I like it the way it is... too much trouble to change it...
D: C'mon guys! Lets get this party started.
W: Who said anything about a party?
D: We have to have our big opening!? It's going to be the party of all time!
T & H: ...........
Q: The restaurant is to attract OZ, not regular customers....
D: But how will we attract OZies if they don't know about it?
H: He does have a point...
D: Wu-man, it's your job to see that OZ knows about the premiere... <nudge, nudge, wink, wink> Maybe you can drop an invite when yer "challenging" Treize....
W: Kisama!
D: <cowers behind Heero> Eep! Save me Hee-chan!
H: Why do you always need saving... if you didn't always open your mouth you wouldn't get into these messes...
D: Cause unlike Ojou-san, I'd rather be saved than killed! <kisses Hee-koi on the cheek>
H: <blushes ever so slightly>
At the party......
D: This is great! Even "the great" Treize is here...
W: <mutters under his breath about Duo making sarcastic comments about HIS Treize>
D: What was that, Fei-kun?
W: Nan demo nai, none of your business...
D: <shrugs and glomps onto Hee-chan> Saaaaaaaaa... lets get out of here...
H: It just started and it's your name sake.
D: <Holds up a sign: "Hee doesn't get it">
H: Now what?
W: Somebody made me cook, so I have to go get busy... <slightly antagonistic> cooking for our esteemed guests...
<Shi is slightly destracted... Rhi is brushing her hair...>
Sometime later that night...
D: <looks around> WHERE are Quatre and Trowa?
H: Trowa mentioned something about getting a mop (tm) and they haven't returned from the Broom Closet (tm), yet.
D: <gets a knowing and wistful looks on his face> Aaaaaaaaa....
H: <glares at him> No.
D: But it's over! There's no one left... but Treize <knowing look>.... and Wufei in the kitchen... banging lots of pots and pans together to make it believable... (1)
H: <shrugs> Then where too? <predatorial grin>
D: There's that one booth.... waaaaaaaaaaaay in the back.... but first <puts up a finger to stop the oncoming Heero maniac> we must close the store, don't want customers coming in to eat, while we're busy... <hentai version of customary Duo grin>
<Heero flips "We're open" switch to display "We're closed." Duo Locks front entrance. Begins to walk seductively, with hips swaying back and forth, to the *specially built* booth, when he reaches the booth he turns abruptly, noticing that Heero is not following (2)>
D: Heero. c'mon, I'm all alone back here...
<Scene closes with a loud "bang" from the kitchen... and the words...>
T: I'm coming for you, Dragon. (3)
(1) so that the other four don't realize that they aren't actually fighting (they don't realize that Duo already knows.)
(2) He's a little distracted...
(3) <cough cough> Nudge, nudge; wink, wink; Say no more, say no more...
(:./willow/eat)
