Date: 8-20-2001
Warnings: Silliness.
Pairings: 1x2 implied.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing and the Miller Brothers own "Daddy's Little Girl" (and don't want her!)
Little girl of mine with eyes of shining blue
Little girl of mine, I love you, yes I do
Six-year-old Mariemia is standing in front of a full color picture of Treize, watching as her lackeys bow down before her. One isn't bowing quite low enough. Mariemia considers this and bashes him over the head with a Teddy Ruxpin. The other lackeys quickly put their noses to the floor.
No one else could be so sweet
You have made my life complete
Mariemia, now a year older, is stenciling a mustache and horns on a photograph of Relena. (The scene changes to show that a thousand miles away, Duo is doing the same thing, and Dorothy is using a magic marker to draw a mustache on the real, squirming Relena.)
You're the end of the rainbow, my pot o' gold
You're Daddy's little girl, to have and hold
Scene shows Mariemia examining a new haircut in the mirror. "More wax!" she orders.
A precious gem is what you are
You're Mommy's bright and shining star
"It was a shame my mother had to die." Mariemia confides in a soldier. "But I warned her what the consequences of making me eat carrots would be."
You're the spirit of Christmas, my star on the tree
"Christmas has been canceled this year." Mariemia's face looms on the large screen. "You've all been naughty and Santa says you don't even get a lump of coal!" (Scene switches to show Heero trying to comfort a devastated Duo, who is holding a picture of a shiny red bicycle)
You're the Easter bunny to Mommy and me
Scene shows Mariemia pelting Trowa with dyed, rotten eggs.
You're sugar, you're spice, you're everything nice
Mariemia releases pigeons in Sunday Mass at St. Peter's Cathedral.
And you're Daddy's little girl
Wufei is bound and gagged, tied to a bed. Mariemia, now an adult, stands over him holding various paddles, whips, and fruit spreads.
End
(:./lasha/daddy)
