Noin looked at her charges and said, "Interview a parent and write a little report about it. And no groaning!"
"My mother kicked butt with her hands!" said Mulan. "She was a government officer who realized how bad the government was, left for China, and that's where she met my dad. She also said she met Uncle Heero who bounced like a ball down a cliff. She said she thought he was cool."
"When she met my dad, he was a sad mess and she had to shake some sense into him. He recovered and fought bravely like he should in his gundam, the Nutty Cool. She said he was depressed over losing a fight to some guy with crushed trays."
"She also met our teacher and they decided that they should join together to kick OZ butt. She also met some guys who were part of a group called The Almanacs."
"Mulan," said Noin. "Please stop using the phrase 'kick butt.'"
"They went to space and my dad was there along with my uncles. They drank soda and floated around a lot. While he was fighting the dolls, he fought the bad guy who wasn't really bad while my mom crashed the ship into the bad ship. It fell and blew up. And that's how she saved the world."
The End
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