1 Jul 2001
Pairings: 2+1, R+1
Rating: PG
Warnings: shounen ai, fight-fic, crossdressing
Disclaimer: own nothin', never will, i'm all about that
Note: sequel to 'Been It'
Relena had invited the braided former pilot to a small party, figuring the boy would enjoy socializing. She wanted to get over Heero, she really did... but damn it if her heart (obsession or no) would not listen... but she wanted to at least make friends with the boy.
Duo, although he accepted the invite, believed she held other motives and was gonna be damned if he let the girl think she had a chance with his love. When he got there Relena greeted him nice enough and introduce him to her clique. "Girls, this is Angel."
He smiled sweetly. Relena had talked him into dressing up as a girl... to 'save her dignity' since losing the boy she was after to another guy was embarrassing to say the least. He could see where she was coming from, but it made him no happier with the situation.
The girls smiled sweetly, but it held a bitter tinge. They were not happy that 'she' had been the one to get Heero and not 'Miss Relena.'
"So, Du-Angel," Relena said, smiling at him. The smile held no malice and Duo wondered if she'd given in and accepted it. She turned to the group. "Anyone for karaoke?"
Duo looked at her, a smirk creeping to his lips. "I do..." he said, his falsetto perfect and steady. Relena's smile wavered slightly and he could see her fake acceptance melting away. Just as he thought.
"Okay, Angel," she said.
Duo walked up to the small machine, it was not the one from the 'peace party' she'd held... this was a 'personal' machine, as they called it. One meant for close gatherings like this one.
Duo put a tape in the machine and put the mic up to his lips. He smiled as the beginning rips played.
"Give it your all girl
Give it all you got
You can take your chance
And take your best shot
Say what you want girl
Do what you do
He's never gonna, gonna make it with you..."
He sang, his gaze shattering Relena's calm. She sat behind the group, fuming.
"You're pulling petals off a flower
Trying to get your way
Keep pulling 'til it says what you want it to say
Girl you can pick a field of daisies
But he'd still be my baby..."
He watched as Relena's eyes widened, then narrowed to a fierce eagle glare.
"I know you can hardly wait 'til I'm away from him
Instinctively I know what you're thinking
You'll be giving him an open invitation
But my baby won't be taken in, no..."
He smiled as he sang on, watching her glare heat up and her face begin to turn red. He wondered if she'd pass out with her fury. [1]
"You can pout your cherry lips
Or try to tempt him with a sweet kiss
You can flut your pretty eyes
He ain't got his hands tied..."
Relena obviously didn't understand the lines for her expression brightened to one of 'hope, now I'm planning.'
"No chains to unlock
So free to do what he wants
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you not
No matter what you do
He's never gonna be with you
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you not..."
Duo's eyes drilled into Relena's cornflower blue ones, willing her to know that the lines he sang were truth.
"You're the kind of girl that's always up for do or dare
Only want him just because he's there
Always looking for a new ride
The grass is greener on the other side
You're the kind of girl who's not used to hearing no
All your lovers try to take you where you wanna go
Doesn't matter how hard you try
Never gonna get with my guy..."
Relena bristled wanting to rear up and lash out. Duo almost laughed at the comical expression as she held herself to the chair, physically restraining herself from moving.
"No chains to unlock
So free to do what he wants
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you not
No matter what you do
He's never gonna be with you
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you not...Doesn't matter what you do
He's never gonna be with you
Give it all girl, give it all you got
Take a chance and take your best shot
Say what you want girl
Do what you do
He's never gonna make it with you..."
Pain was scrawling across Relena's face, he was getting through to her. He hoped. The girl could be so stubborn, but with last time's display and this times UTTERLY true song...
"You can pout your cherry lips
Or try to tempt him with a sweet kiss
You can flut your pretty eyes
He ain't got his hands tiedNo chains to unlock
So free to do what he wants
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you not
No matter what you do
He's never gonna be with you
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you notNo chains to unlock
So free to do what he wants
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you not
No matter what you do
He's never gonna be with you
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you not..."
Duo finished and put the mic away. Instead of taking a seat, he cast a final glance at the mortified Relena and walked out the door. He wasn't taking any chances, Relena may have been to far gone to do anything, but the ojou-sama's were casting murderous glares at him and he didn't put it above them for them to lash out and try to do harm...
Heero stepped out from behind the trees where he was waiting for his love to return from the 'tea party,' as Duo'd called it.
"Hello... Angel," he said, smirking.
"Hello to you, too, Big Boy," Duo shot back.
"How'd it go?" Heero asked, trying to get a hand up Duo's short skirt. He frowned when Duo batted the trespassing hand away.
"I think I got it through that thick skull of hers," he said, smiling sweetly. "She looked hurt, but I think she'll get over it."
"Hn," Heero grunted.
"C'mon... I wanna get outta these girlie clothes before someone /else/ tries to grope me," Duo said, latching onto Heero's arm.
"Oh?" Heero asked raising an eyebrow.
Duo wrinkled his nose. "I dunno, but I think Relena's over you..." he shivered.
Heero's brows shot to his hair line. "OH!" he breathed, chuckling.
"Shaddup!" Duo shoved his lover away. "Jerk."
Heero just grinned and pulled him back. "Listen here, missy..." he chuckled when Duo glared at him. The violet eyes widened when Heero reached under his skirt and picked him up by his bare butt-cheeks. [2] "Only /I/ can grope this." He thumbed the round, smooth globes as he lifted the boy to where he could wrap his long legs around his waist. Duo just nodded. "Good," Heero breathed, his voice low and rumbling. "Mine."
Duo grinned and kissed his love. "Mais oui, mon cher."
Owari
Notes:
[1] I have done this before... I got so mad that I
held my breath and passed out. It was actually funny,
thinking back on it.
[2] Thong, 'nuff said.
(:./willow/helovesnot)
