18 Apr 2002
3.33 am is the magical moment I swear. Technically I'm supposed to be tearing my hair out over my assignment, but I'm doing this instead ^^; oh well, inspiration only hits once.
*in cheesy TV series narrator voice* Last episode on "They Call me a Wanderer..."
"What?" Heero asked as he shimmied up behind and looked in the same direction as lean, lithe, lanky elf, who, alliteration aside, seemed quite taken aback by something. A moment later, and Heero saw it too."Jumping Jesus on a pogostick . . . look at that!"
The others scrambled over vegetation and each other to catch a glance-- all except a certain castrated blonde who had paused to moan out his grievances to a obliging toadstood. Maybe it was due to his foggy, testosterone deprived delusions, but the toadstool was the best listener so far.
Heero: umm, excuse me, but the rest of us are still stuck in this moment of wild, excited, cliff-hanger anticipation here...
chy: oops... hehehe
Legolas (trying to regain some of the previous excitement) was hopping on one foot, then on the other and still managing to do it gracefully. "Oh! Oh do my eyes deceive me? Aren't they just the strangest creatures anyone had ever laid eyes on?" Just to make sure everybody was back on the right track of thought he pointed at the vexing sight.
In a small clearing, banded by trees and set around a picturesque waterfall, several... umm... creatures were engaging each other in some strange, noisy, giggly activity.
"I'd say," Wufei muttered, inching forward to get a closer look. "What do you suppose...?"
"Hn. They look... somewhat like us..."
"Don't be ridiculous Yuy, look at the proportion of those chests!"
"Something about the hips too, I think," added Legolas, who of course, had excellent elf-vision and hearing. "They seem to be communicating as well, but I can't make out the words properly-- the pitch is too high."
"Well Treize, you're the 'higher-power' of this outfit, what do you think they are?"
Everybody turned to look expectantly at the arch-angel, who realised at the last moment that all attention was on him and hurried to wipe the look of dumb incomprehension from his face.
"Those? Why don't be absurd, those are... they're... umm, well, they're... they're...." he struggled. He began to sweat, pinned by three unamused glares. "Fact is, umm... well..."
"Well hellloooo over there!"
The angels all jumped (except for Zechs who was still in toadstool therapy) at the sound, their shrieks nearly matching the pitch of the newcomer's voice.
Relena didn't seem perturbed in the least. "What's the matter? Never seen a girl before?"
End of Part 31
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!! What are onnas doing in a yaoi round robin????
chy: u know wu, that line's so good it ought to be written into the next part >=)
Heero: *sweating like a pig* Oh no... not Relena... not RELENA not THE RELENA!! WHAT DID I DO WRONG??? *starts bawling like a baby* SPARE ME! KILL ME NOW!!
Treize: *flipping back to previous chapters* hmmm, u know surprisingly, besides a really scary little episode involving Trowa and a poster of a naked Betty White *shudder* there had been no direct contact with a female in all 30 parts of this fic!!
Zechs: well, at least now I'm not the only one in the fic who's without a *KENSORED*
Legolas: girl? wassat?
nyehehehehehe any takers for the next part?
(:./babaca/rr31)
