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Title: How To Speak Duo-ese In Seven Easy Steps!
Author: CleverYoungThief
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, implied shounen ai and yaoi, very very *light* teasing of characters (entirely good-natured)
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Implied 1+/x2
Archive: Ask. Although I might be a little picky, you can almost always get permission for a link. And usually permission to archive, too. ^_~
Notes: Also known as "The Dictionary of Inane Babble." You would think this instruction manual would be unnecessary, but alas, even Duo says things that are different than what he means. Read on...

 

 

How To Speak Duo-ese In Seven Easy Steps! by CleverYoungThief

 

  1. "So this is how it ends, is it... " (When Trowa tries to "kill" Duo in Endless Waltz, in case anybody doesn't get where this quote is from )

    1. "Though I walk through the Valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil... because I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley... hell, I am Shinigami! It's my fuckin' Valley!"

    2.  

  2. "Anybody that sees me's gotta date with his Maker."

    1. "You've got one foot in the grave, and I'm about to push you in. Have a nice day."

    3.  

  3. "You're so intense it makes me sick... "

    1. "Have you ever met Heero Yuy? You guys are both kinda cute in that die-for-the-mission sorta way. If you can live through a self- detonation too, maybe we can get together sometime... "

    4.  

  4. "..."

    1. "If I'm not talking, I must be dead. Check my pulse. See?"
    2. "If I'm not talking, I must be unconscious. Help me!"
    3. "If I'm not talking, I'm seriously upset about something. Come figure out what the hell's wrong with me!"
    4. "If I'm not talking, I'm getting myself into more trouble than you have ever seen in your entire life. Better come find me before the police do... "
    5. "If I'm not talking, I'm with Heero and my mouth is busy elsewhere... and that's none of your damned business!!"

    5.  

  5. "Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... "

    1. "Pay attention to me, dammit!"
    2. "I am seriously bored. If you don't find some way for me to expend all this surplus energy that's coursing through my body, I will quickly find alternate ways to amuse myself. You won't like them. And neither will Wufei."
    3. "How long will it take me to get a reaction out of Heero? Let's find out... "

    6.  

  6. "Oh, hey Relena... "

    1. "Dammit, what is *she* doing here?!?"
    2. "Girl, you are about five seconds from getting the business end of my braid. I've strangled people with it before, and I can do it again... "

    7.  

  7. "Heh... hehehe... "

    1. "I've just dyed Wufei's kimono pink... "
    2. "I've just hidden Trowa's hair gel... "
    3. "I've just hidden Heero's laptop. Yes, I have a death wish."
    4. "I've just taken Quatre's 3014 Jaguar for a joyride. And I didn't even get caught."
    5. "You better figure how what the hell I just *did* do, because whatever is funny to me is usually not funny to the rest of you tightasses!"

 

The End

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