What would happen if you fused The Simpsons with Gundam Wing by transplanting many of the characters from Simpsons into GW.
If you can think of better match of Simpson characters to the GW charas, tell me.
Lisa - Heero Yuy
Bart - Zechs Marquise
Ned Flanders- the dead King of Sanc
Ralph Wiggums-Relena
Rod & Todd - Relena fan club
Moe & Barney-Alex & Mueller
Marge or Principal Skinner-Treize
Groundskeep Willie-White Fang member
Montgomery Burns or Superintendent Chaumers-Dekim
Nelson as Marimeia (Nelson, just because he has attitude & he can talk)
Nelson as the real Trowa
Bleeding Gums Murphy- Dr. J
Homer-Howard
Mrs. Crabapple-Une
Chief Wiggum-Mr. Darlian
Duo, Wufei, Trowa & Noin stay the same in order for some jokes to work
"Lisa, honey, do not give up the Gundam."
"Uh, here goes," says a nervous Lisa. She pushes the button.
"UUUWAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" she screams.
"Oh, that's gotta hurt," says Bleeding Gums Murphy. He then plays a dirge on his sax.
Lisa wakes up and sees Trowa. I made it to heaven, she thought. Then she realizes she's in a trailer.
"How long was I asleep?"
"A month."
"A month? I'm so behind in my schoolwork!" She claps her hands to her face and looks worried.
Trowa laughs.
Nelson turns to Trowa and says, "Look at the picture of my sister's kid or I'll beat you up!"
Bart takes off his mask and looks up at the family portrait with King Ned Flander's smiling face and the family saying, "Oogley, doogley." Bart moans, then says, "Oh, why did I have to be related to you? This sucks."
Marge Khushrenada walks in with the bird she shot and says to Lady Crabapple, "Would you mind dressing the pheasant? I have vacuuming to catch up on. Hmmm,hmmm, hmmm."
"Listen, man, I'm going to rule the world like my grandpa told me, so you better tell people to surrender," said Nelson.
Ralph blinks in utter non-comprehension and says, "My name is Ralph."
"Willie, why destroy the world?"
"I hate the whole lot o' ya!" says the angry former-groundskeeper.
Lisa Yuy wakes up and sees Ralph Wiggums holding her helmut. "Oh, no, he's seen me!"
"Hi, I'm Ralph, will you be my Valentine?"
"AUUUUGHHHHH!"
Noin smiles at Bart Marquise and says, "I've waited so many days to see you."
"Ay caramba!"
"Can I fill your bath, Marge-sama?"
"You most certainly may, Lady Crabapple."
"Ha!" said Wufei triumphantly, then realized Marge Khushrenada wasn't dead.
"Oh, for heaven's sakes, why did you stab my hair?"
Wufei cries and runs off disappointed.
Marge shakes her head and says, "What a strange, strange boy! I wonder if I'll see him again."
"Duo, stop copying off my homework? You'll attract attention," Lisa said.
"Gomen, ojosan."
"And stop speaking Japanese."
"Thank for the apple, Trowa."
"Don't mention it."
Ah, thought Lisa, the heart of a lion, the manners of a gentleman, and a butt that can crack walnuts.
‘Where the hell am I?" said Bart Marquise, sitting up in bed.
"Now you listen to me, boy!" said Homer, inventor of the Tallgeese. "I just saved your butt. You owe me big time!"
"You made Tallgeese? That thing nearly killed me whenever I try to use it! No wonder that mobile suit sucked!"
"Why you little... " Homer growls and tries to strangle Bart.
"Bart, you have no future!"
"Yeah, I'm going to use the liberals to destroy the Earth."
"It's Libra! Not liberals!"
"Will anybody tell me what's going on?" whimpered Homer as he stood in his Hawaiian shirt, drinking beer.
"Well, it's simple, Homer. Bart is trying to destroy the world. Lisa is trying to stop him!"
"Doh! Why do the kids have to fight so seriously?"
"Ah, cool, the Libra's falling towards the Earth. Awesome!" said Bart.
"Bart! Stop trying to destroy the world because you hate Springfield. I must say it's not very fair to the rest of humanity!"
"Don't stop me, Lis. I'm really serious!" Then Bart laughs maniacally.
Wufei gains insight through the Zero system. "I must kill the Simpson children!"
The End
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