14-Jun-2000
completed: 15-Dec-2000
Title: The Nymph and the Woodcutter Part 4/?
Author: NaNa ( VelvtWhipLasher@icqmail.com )
Category: AU, fairytale, yaoi, ooc, citrus
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: 4x3, 2x1
Disclaimer: Characters are about 16. I do not own them and I do not have permission and I do not make any money out of this. There is citrus somewhere in the fic. This was written after having a very weird dream. Oh yeah. C&C appreciated. I feed on them. For Trowa-bat and Teena. Enjoy.
//this// indicates thought thingy...
Three hours went by since Trowa and Quatre went under water. Heero felt his body going numb from staying in the water too long. Heero glanced at Wufei and found the Chinese nymph turning blue and moving up and down. It was time for them to go back. With a sigh, Heero got out of the water to get dressed up but he couldn't find his clothes. There were khakis, jeans, and sweat pants but there was no spandex. Heero frowned. //Someone took my clothes!// Heero knew that this was bad. His spandex and the tank top enabled him to fly. Heero cannot go back to the NymphVille in the sky without them. //And those were my favorite clothes! In fact, my only clothes!//
Suddenly, a gush of wind swept by causing a tiny twister. When it cleared, Heero knew that he was in a deep shit.
"Gotcha, Heero-chan!" Relena the banshee screeched. Quickly, Heero covered his dick. Relena gasped.
"Oh my God! Your chest!" Automatically, Heero's hand moved to cover his chest.
"Hahaha! I've seen everything! Hahaha!" The bitchy banshee shrieked. Heero then remembered. He didn't have any breast to cover for he was a male. //Fucking whore!//
"Relena, this is the nymph's territory. What the hell are you doing here!?" Heero gave Relena his deathglare™. Relena started to let out a high pitched laugh. Heero covered his ears and dropped to the ground moaning in pain.
"Aaaaaaaaaaah! Make it stop! Make it stop!" Heero screamed in agony.
Duo watched a naked nymph and a very ugly looking banshee that wouldn't stop shrieking. //I must have taken his clothes... Oi... Thank Shinigami that I bought the earplug made out of gundanium.// He didn't like the fact that the blond banshee was torturing his nymph with her laughs. Without any thought, Duo ran out of the bush he was hiding in and kicked the banshee as hard as possible.
"Heeeeeeeero! Come and kill meeeeeeeee!" Relena screeched as she flew through the sky, following Catherine the otter. Heero turned to see who had saved him from that evil bitch. In front of him stood was a mortal with beautiful violet orbs.
Duo knew that this naked nymph in front of him was the soul mate he was looking for. Duo reached out his hand to caress the Prussian blue eyed beauty's face.
"Shh, I won't hurt you. You'll be fine. That fuck won't bother you anymore." The nymph flinched when Duo touched him but soon he relaxed.
"Who are you? What do you want from me?" Heero whispered to the gorgeous braided mortal. The mortal smiled and took his jacket off and then wrapped it around Heero.
"My name is Duo Maxwell. I have your clothes. //And I refuse to give it back to you!// You want to come with me?" Duo asked. Heero felt warm under Duo's jacket. //This ningen has my spandex? Am I supposed to kill him for that?// Heero was confused. He knew that humans are dangerous species - and yet, he wanted to go with Duo so much. Heero took Duo's hand and murmured, "Heero Yuy. Nice to meet you."
Flashback:
Wufei jumped into the volcano.
"Kisama! I'm here for a duel! Show yourself!" Wufei yelled as he waved his sword. Soon, from the boiling lava, Treize came out.
"Look! It's the dragon!" Treize clapped his hands.
"I'm a nymph, kisama. Pick up your sword and fight like a man!" Wufei snarled at Treize. Treize snorted and raised his sword.
"I do not wish to fight you, but I will anyway. And have you forgotten that none of us are human beings?"
"Urusai, Kisama!" Wufei yelled and ran toward Treize.
5 Minutes later.
Wufei was down on the ground with Treize's knife pointed at his throat.
"Wufei, you improved! You lasted longer than last time."
"Kisama! Hurry up and kill me!" Wufei demanded. Treize chuckled.
"I can't. I like you too much."
"But, but, but, I lost! I have to do something?" Wufei whined. Treize thought for a moment and then smirked.
"I know what you can do. Take your pants off - now."
End Flashback.
//Treize is in me, Treize is in me!// Wufei panted under the waterfall while masturbating. //That's it! I'm going back to that stinking lava hole!// Wufei opened his eyes just in time to see Heero walking away with a mortal. //Oh no, Heero!// Wufei panicked. It's been such a long time since the nymphs in the world had encountered a mortal. //Trowa! Quatre! Quick! Heero's been taken away!// Wufei sent two lovers a telepathic message.
"Kuso... I hope it's not too late... "
=End Part IV=
Part 3 was too long compared to any other ones... damn.
NanashiNaNa
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