Heero's Life by NanashiNaNa

Title: Poem: Heero's Life
Author: NaNa (VelvtWhipLasher@icqmail.com)
Rate: PG
Category: poem, death, dumb humor or irony, spoilers, relena bashing?

Heero wanted to die.
He got on 01 and fell into the ocean.
Heero did not die.
Relena found him and called the ambulance.

Heero wanted to die.
Duo shot him couple of times.
Heero did not die.
He sent the torpedo and fell into the ocean.

Heero wanted to die.
Duo helped him escape and he jumped off.
Heero did not die.
He broke couple of bones but he set them back.

Heero wanted to die.
Lady Une held Colony hostage and Heero self-destructed.
Heero did not die.
Trowa took him to the circus and put him together.

Heero wanted to live.
War was over and he went to blow up Wing Zero.
Heero did not live.
Relena found him just in time and gave him a kiss of death.

=End=

::runs away from angry gw fans::

NanashiNaNa