Title: Edited
Author: NaNa (VelvtWhipLasher@icqmail.com)
Category: ooc, yaoi hint, dumbness, puke
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: To regular ones, nope. I hope this little ficlet doesn’t confuse you makes you feel better Chi.
//this// indicates thoughts.
Duo yawned as he stretched his arms.
"Ah! What a night!" Duo exclaimed as he poured himself a cup of coffee. Suddenly, heart shapes bloomed around Duo who turned into a cuddly waddly bunny. "I can’t wait to watch Toonami’s midnight run GW!" happy little Duo Bunny hopped off to watch the show. Duo rubbed his hands and drooled impatiently, as he waited for the video to get rewind.
"Beep!"
"Yatta!" Duo turned chibi and jumped up and down. "Now, to watch…" chibi Duo pressed play.
"Bam-bara-bam! Boom! Kaboom!"
"Omae-o-korosu, Relena."
"Heero, come and kill me!"
"It’s obvious that… wiiing! Click!" Duo Bunny blinked at the shaking screen.
"Huh?" Duo Bunny picked up his chocolate covered carrot and whacked the TV.
"Boing! Beep!" the TV screen shook and changed to two people instead of Duo shooting at Heero.
"Oh, Desha, you smell so good. Oh! Damn! More down there… ah…"
"Darling, I want you in me… come on baby… push! Ah!"
"You’re so hot… wet… you’re making me wet… damn… shit! Ah!"
"
Duo Bunny gaped at the TV.
"What the… what on Colony L2 is this!?" Duo exploded and you could see a lava explosion in the background. "What kind of evil bishoumen corrupted my beautiful video!?" Whoever got our cutesy watsy cuddly waddly bunny wunny Duo upset, wasn’t going to get away.
=End Part 1=
Nana: That was short…
Jin: That’s why it’s a ficlet.
Nana: It was so dumb… sniff.
Our sweet little Duo stormed to Heero’s room.
"Heero!" angry little Duo kicked the door wide open. He also witnessed Heero turning on the light quickly as he closed his laptop. Duo blinked. "What were you doing?"
"Hn."
"Come on! I have every right to know!"
"Hn."
"Heero! I’ll tell Relena that you love her!"
"Hn. You can’t lie."
"Then, then," Duo thought for a moment. "I’ll color Zero in hot pink!"
"Omae-O-Korosu!"
"Yes, I would! I don’t lie! You said so yourself!"
"…"
"So what were you doing?"
"Hn. Mission," Heero grunted. Duo shook his head.
"What’s to hide about that? It’s not like you were watching porn!" Heero flinched and Duo started to leave. "Oh yeah. Did you tape porn over my Gundam tape?" Duo asked. Heero stood up and walked toward Duo.
"Omae-O-Korosu!" then he kicked Duo out of the room.
=End Part 2=
Nana: Short again…
Jin: This got longer than we thought.
Duo limped to Trowa and Quatre’s room. There was a lot of thumping sound. Duo opened the door.
"Hey, you guys, oh my Shinigami!" Duo gasped. "What are you guys doing on top of each other naked!?" Duo flushed. Trowa and Quatre stared at Duo as if he was an idiot.
"As you can see," Quatre started.
"We are warming our bodies up," Trowa finished. Duo blushed some more.
"Any questions?" Trowa and Quatre glared at Duo.
"I, er, um, did you tape porn over my video?" Duo blurted out. Trowa and Quatre gave Duo a long look.
"No. Now get out, it’s getting cold here."
=End part 3=
Nana: That was too short.
Jin: Again, I remind you, this is a ficlet.
Duo sat on the beanbag and thought hard. Heero was working on his mission. Trowa and Quatre were getting prepared for the ice age. That leaves… Wufei.
Duo ran to where the Gundams were. There he was! But the sight left Duo stunned. Wufei had on a pink flower dress, and wore a pink flower bouquet on his head. Wufei held flowers in his hand and there were bells attached to his wristband and his ankles. What was scarier was that Wufei was chanting Nataku while dancing and waving his flowers around Shenlong. Duo sweatdropped. It couldn’t be Wufei.
"Then who is it!?" Duo screamed. "Who done it! I really need to know!"
In the distance, at the TV room, Duo and Heero’s golden retriever, Eeeno, sat and drooled at the TV as the video played.
And this continued every weekday.
=End Ficlet=
Nana: Who knew this would turn out to be "Eenoo Series?"
Jin: This is so short… you should have made it a one-shot.
Nana: Well… hope you guys enjoyed this silly fic.
NanashiNaNa
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