June 26, 2000
Hello, this is an odd fic. Blame it on my muse, well one of them. This one is the spawn of Tyler. Oh well, it is way too much fun to write these.
WARNINGS: Lemon, orgy, hell it's a PWP Uh it's a 1x2x3x4x5x6x13 *sweat* gosh I'm a hentai, oh and the order of numbers don't matter, I was not even going to try to figure that one out....
Disclaimers: I don't own them, but how I wish I did....But please don't sue me, I don't have anything to take
It was a warm day, too warm for Wufei's taste. So as a result instead of practicing his katas in his room he was forced to retreat to the backyard.
"Hello Trowa, Quatre how are Ack!" Wufei started saying good morning to his fellow pilots but was shocked and disturbed by the sight he saw. The blond and the brunette were busy ravaging each other in the hallway and paid no mind to Wufei as he dashed to the bathroom to staunch the blood pouring from his nose. Trowa pulled back from Quatre and looked around quickly,
"Bang to Death and Destruction, over,"
"Death here,"
"Hn,"
"Phase one, complete," Trowa put the walk talkie away and looked at his blond lover. With a short nod they broke away from each other and went to their next positions.
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Meanwhile
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"This is evil, you know that right Hee-koi," Duo mumbled as they got set up in the dining room. Heero snorted as he climbed upon Duo. Their job was to basically makeout on the dining room table. Wufei was going to pass by any second now and they had to be convincing.
"Shhh," Heero had heard something, so he promptly started ravishing Duo's mouth, who was not about to complain.
"What the..arg." Wufei entered the room, saw what was happening and ran back for the bathroom.
"What are their problems. Are they trying to drive me mad?!" Wufei complained to the mirror as he held the already soaked washcloth to his nose. But little did he know that he was being watched.
"Lightning to Rose," the figure hidden in the shadows quietly relayed.
"Rose here, over,"
"Meet me in the living room, we're up, over,"
"Ok, over and out," with a wicked grin the tall blonde pilot of the Tallgeese skirted off to the living room.
"I have got to get out of here, I am coming Nataku, wait for me," with that Wufei took off for the door, fully intent on getting to Nataku and escaping this insane place. But one thing he was not expecting was to see Trieze and Zechs, naked and making out in their living room.
"Guh..." Wufei choked out as a firey blush spread across his face. Trieze and Zechs looked up, confusion marring their feathures.
"Oh it's you Dragon, would you like to join us?" a fresh spurt of blood streamed from Wufei's nose as he took off running, he ran without looking and threw open the door to the first room he came to. Quatre's room. With a cry he hid inside and shut the door, he tuerned around and was greeted to the site of Quatre, on his bed, jacking off. This was too much for the poor pilot of Shenlong, with a slight sigh he slid to floor. Further investagation proved that he had passed out.
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At the hopsital
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"Our friend, is he going to be ok?" Duo asked as they stared at the doctor, who was cringing under the angered gazes of 6 angry males. He gulped and nodded quickly,
"Yes, it seems he passed out from blood loss, although I cannot figure out how that happened, he has no visible injuries," the doctor went off on a conversation with himself as the pilots walked past him into the room where Wufei was resting. He was laying on the bad with a bag of blood attached to his arm. He opened one eye and growled at his guests.
"You dishonorable currs. You have humiliated me. I will never forgive you and I will have my just.."
"Oh shove it Wu-man, we are getting outta here, now get dressed." Duo cut off the ranting Chinese youth and walked out the door. Wufei looked stunned at the latest development. He had never expected Duo to act the way he did, he was in such a state of shock that he never noticed when the others stripped him and redressed him. They quietly lead him out of the hospital as he remained in a dazed state.
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Back at the house
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Wufei was not a happy patient, complained at every turn to whoever would listen, which was no one. He growled at everyone and listened to no one.
"Dragon, will you please just relax. We don't want you to have another nose bleed, unless you really want to go back to the hospital." Trieze chided the pouting pilot who in return stuck out his tongue and gave the General a very loud, very wet raspberry.
"Fine then act like a child." Trieze huffed and then stalked out of the room.
"KISAMA!" Wufei cursed as he glared at the remaining pilots until the left the room. Wufei sat there muttering under his breath for many minutes, before his conscience got the better of him.
"I hate them," he muttered resignedly as he climbed outta bed and started towards the living room. He m continued to mutter on his way there about the injustice of it all
As he entered the room he was greeted with a sight he had seen already that day, Trieze and Zechs in various states of undress making out on the living room floor. But unlike last time Wufei did not come unglued and start to bleed. Instead he silently took a seat on the couch and waited for then to notice him. It was many minutes before Zechs saw him out of the corner of his eye.
"What the hell?! Wufei?!" Trieze looked up the shock evident in his eyes.
"Wufei what are you doing here? And why is your nose not bleeding?" The pair sat up and looked at the Chinese boy who watched them with no expression on his face.
"Is the offer still open?" he finally asked.
"What?" Trieze was stunned.
"The offer, of allowing me to join you, is it still open?" Both pilots looked stunned, finally Zechs answered.
"Sure, but.." But he was cut off as he was tackled by Wufei. Wufei kissed the blond pilot with a vengeance. Trieze giggled softly before jumping into the fray and relieving Wufei of his shirt. He was about to capture one nipple in his mouth when he recalled the agreement between all the pilots. They had all agreed that no matter what they would share Wufei.
"Hold on," Trieze muttered as he climbed to his feet.
"I'll be right back," he walked out of the room, ignoring the stares he was receiving from the two guys on the floor. With a shrug Zechs went back to devouring Wufei's mouth.
Trieze knew where to find the other Gundam pilots, the hanger, working on their Gundams. They had told him over one of their 'planning' sessions that that was where they met to discuss things, mostly because Wufei hardly went in there then they were there, something about worshiping alone or something kept him out.
"Hey guys," he called out to the foursome who were seated in the middle, they all looked up and seemed surprised to see him standing there, half naked.
"Yea," Heero responded, eyeing him thoughtfully. One of their agreements was they would not touch the opposite group before Wufei was involved. It was obvious that Wufei was the bridge between the two groups so it seemed appropriate.
"Wufei has all of a sudden become, willing." the other pilots looked at him skeptically,
"It's true, he was watching Zechs and I and then tackled Zechs and proceeded to kiss him silly." That was all the encouragement the pilots needed. They jumped up and fairly ran for the house, Trowa and Heero grabbed Trieze on the way.
"Where did Trieze go?" Wufei pulled away and looked into the crystal blue eyes of his soon to be lover.
"To get the others, why?" at this Wufei looked mildly surprised.
"Huh, why?" Zechs seemed to be a little, inebriated, so his tongue was awfully loose,
"Well, that's what was up today. It was all a plan to get you to sleep with us." Wufei was shocked, I mean he knew that something must have been going on the way they were all acting. Besides why else would the enemies be having sex in their living room. An evil smile started across Wufei's place as he mentally started to plan his revenge.
When the other pilots reached the living room the were rewarded with the sight of Wufei glaring at them and Zechs sleeping on the couch, someone..Duo namely...had slipped him something alcoholic, and it seemed that Lightning Count cannot hold his liquor.
"What the.." Duo started as he saw the look on Wufei's face.
"Sit down, all of you. Maxwell, zip it, and I mean the mouth." Duo blushed and sat down quickly. He was followed by the others who looked at him suspiciously.
"Thanks to sleeping beauty over there, I know all about your little plan." Everyone, except Zechs that is, had the grace to blush.
"But, that is not the point. You could have asked me and I would have joined in happily. But no, you had to resort to more, devious methods. So as a punishment, you must sit there until I say you can move. Oh and no touching yourselves, or anyone else." The pilots shifted uncomfortably as Wufei walked to the wall, there was a CD player sitting there, just waiting to be turned on. Wufei smiled seductively as he hit play. The song was one that no one would recognize, but that didn't matter. It was smooth and sexy, just like it was supposed to be. Wufei turned to the men that were splayed all over the couch, somehow they had managed to fit all five of them on there with Zechs sprawled across their laps sleeping like a baby. Wufei quirked an eyebrow at the snoring pilot before beginning the *punishment*, which turned out to be a striptease. As the other pilots watched, and drooled, on Wufei swung his hips sexily in time to the music before pulling of his shirt, he had redonned it for just this purpose.
He used every ounce of control not to either jump the sweating bodies in front of him, or burst out laughing at the faces they were making. Heero, Trieze and Trowa looked on the verge of passing out, and Duo and Quatre looked very ready to pounce him. And to think, it was only beginning. With a slight smirk Wufei increased the pace and started to pull on the strings to his pants. A collective sigh was heard as they leaned forward to get a better view. And proceeded to dump the still sleeping Zechs on the floor with a thud. The sleeping Zechs was no longer sleeping as he looked up with blurred eyes, but it was obvious when his vision cleared because he sat straight up and started with wide eyes. Wufei knew it would all be over soon, because they seemed to be loosing control fast, besides he was damned ready to have fun now.
"Ok, punishments over you can.." He stopped dancing and started to walk to them, but was tackled by six very male very aroused bodies. He could feel hands all over him as one person, God only knows who, devoured his mouth. He stifled a groan as one hot pair of hands slid his pants of, and relished in the fact he wore no underwear of any sort. He could hear voices above him, but it no longer mattered to him, there was a mouth on him and the sensation had washed everything else away. Wufei moaned, in pain and in pleasure as he felt a singular digit invade his most private of places. It moved and thrust in him as he was assaulted by oh so many feelings. Before he knew it a second finger had been added and was gently stretching him. He open his eyes and was greeted to the closed eyes of none other the oh so, innocent, Quatre Raberba Winner. He smiled softly as Quatre pulled back to look at him,
"Are you sure you want this, we don't want to hurt you," he asked looking worried. In response Wufei grabbed his head and kissed him for all he was worth and more. He was so caught up in the passion of the kiss he never noticed when a third finger entered him, stretched him briefly and then pulled back out. But he did notice when he felt the press of something hard, he looked up and saw the sparkling amethyst eyes of Duo. With a cheeky grin that only Duo could manage at a time like this he pushed himself into Wufei. As Wufei adjusted to the sensation Heero positioned himself to be impaled by Wufei's hard length. Wufei's eyes widened as he realized what was going to happen. But instead of complaining or stopping, he pulled Quatre close and swallowed his throbbing member in one try. He heard Quatre gasp in surprise and smiled happily to himself. He noticed that Trowa was working his mouth on Heero and Quatre was pumping Trowa's. Trieze was inside of Zechs who was inside of Duo. They were all connected and Wufei was the center of this circle of passion. It was going to be a long, passion filled, night.
By the time a rhythm was established, both Duo and Wufei were close to the edge. It only took a few more well timed thrusts to send them spiraling towards oblivion. Soon after they could here their lovers follow suit. As they all collapsed on each other, sated there was one collective thought,
"We have *got* to do this again sometime,"
Uhhhhhh, ok anyways. So tell me did that suck. I though it sucked but what did you guys think. That was my first orgy and PWP, I did not stop blushing through the whole freakin thing...... Anyways, C&C are appreciated and even bagged for. Mira, beg.
Mira: *grumble* Please, please, please, please, please, please, please...
Uh you get the point
Mistress
of
Death
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