July 20, 2000
MoD: Hi all, I had extra time while my mom was shopping today so I decided to work on part 6.
Mira: Not as lazy huh?
MoD: Shinigami, Duo, Heero, sic her
Duo: Aye aye captain. :Salutes and starts to stalk evil muse::
Heero: Hn
Shinigami: ::growls::
Mira: Eep!!!
MoD: Hehehe
WARNINGS: Original character, a crackheaded author, and I'll add on as I go,
Disclaimers: I don't own, I won't keep them. Don't make me send Shinigami after you
After an hour of experimenting, bloody noses and red faces, the 6 Gundam pilots finally figured out how to use a tampon.
"Uh, thanks guys. I know this must have been an interesting experience for all of you." I mumbled as I shooed them out the bathroom door again. It was a say to mark on the calendar, not only did I start my first period, but I had my first sex-ed class over the phone, and I got to embarrass the Gundam pilots. We all had agreed never to talk about this again. Too humiliating for all of us, it was a memory best left forgotten. After all what would the enemy think if they found out that it took five Gundam pilots, and one in training an hour to figure out how to put in and use a tampon. Wufei handled it the worse out of all of them, he had turned tomato red and his nose was streaming blood like there was no tomorrow. It looked as if he was going to pass out more then once. I wasn't too sure about what to do next, I mean after all so far this had not gone as planned. I was supposed to get here all safe and sound, with my Gundam on autopilot, and then I was supposed to began my training. Ha! First I get captured by OZ, rescued by Duo. Put my dislocated elbow back in place, heal my elbow as well as my broken ankle. Then we get started on a workout, but I end up practically guaranteeing that Duo will not be having kids, pass out and start my first period. And to think, it's only about my first day here, and only the very beginning, hell we haven't even had lunch yet.
"Hey guys," I called out to them and try to grin without blushing as they turn around and glare at me.
"Uh, when's lunch?" I ask innocently. I tried to smile but I don't think it came out that way because I got a really weird look from them. I was going to try again, when another stupid cramp hit me and I doubled over in pain. I felt two pairs of hands hold me, and I heard Heero telling someone that the pain pills were still in the bathroom. I snapped my head up at the mention of pain pills.
"Pain pills! Where?" I pulled out of Heero's and Duo's grasp and leap frogged Wufei in my dash for the bathroom. I heard Quatre giggling outside, but I ignored it in my hunt for the illustrious little white pills that would ease my suffering.
Ten minutes later I found the little white bottle, but when I opened I was a little surprised, those little white pills, weren't so little and they weren't white. Instead they were the size of nickels and they were pastel pink. I scowled at them as I read the directions.
"Take two pills with food every four hours to relieve the discomfort of painful menstrual cramps." I rolled my eyes at the label and promptly swallowed two of the horrid pink things.
"Done? Good, lets go get lunch." Duo smiled at me as I grabbed his hand as the two of us dashed towards the kitchen, running over Wufei who had just started to get back up.
"Ha, beat ya," I gloated as I jumped into the kitchen only a sight bit before Duo, who made a face at me. I grinned happily at him then looked at what was on the table. The table was covered with sandwich stuff. I looked at Duo and just drooled at the site.
"Wow," I breathed and then went to work on gathering what I wanted: ham, turkey, chicken, mustard, lettuce, pickles, and salt. I looked up to see mystified expressions on 4 of the 5 faces of my pilots, Duo of course was too into his sandwich to give a strange look too.
"What?" I asked a little self-consciously. Quatre swallowed slightly before answering,
"Uh we just didn't expect you to eat that much..." Wufei interrupted.
"As much as the human garbage disposal that is," he muttered pointing at Duo. I looked over and could barely muffle a giggle. Duo's sandwich was about 6 inches thick, and he had already gone through half of it.
"Duo? Don't you have to breathe or something.....Duo? Duo!" finally out of frustration I threw a piece of ham at him. The ham landed smack on the top of his head and he looked up at me. The look in his eyes was, well frightening. I saw him reach for a tomato and squealed before hiding behind Heero.
"Tori, get away from me." Heero growled warningly.
"No way...eep!" I jumped and ducked as a tomato exploded near me head after sailing over Heero's shoulder. There was silence for a couple of seconds so I thought it might be safe to see what was happening, my mistake.
"Ewwww you got tomato in my hair." I whined as I attempted to pull the mess out of my braid. I was so caught up in trying to get the gook out that I never noticed the planning my teammate's were doing before it was too late. With absolutely no warning at all the picked me up and headed for the door.
"What the hell are you doing?" I screeched as I struggled in vain to get away. My response was a grunt from Duo as I managed to kick him in the side. I continued to struggle as they made their way out the door and headed for the path that led to the lake. My eyes widened as it dawned on me what was going to happen, they were going to toss me into the lake!
"Don't you even think about it," I growled as they neared the boat dock.
"I am going to skin you all alive! And then make coats out of you..ack! *splash*" I was tossed into the lake like a bag of potatoes. The water was cold, murky, and downright disgusting. My first impulse was to shoot to the surface and scream at them until my voice was raw, but I fought it. Instead a plan began to form. I let my body go limp and float to the surface. I was hard pressed to keep the grin off my face as the boys freaked out, what can I say. Payback is a bitch.
End Part 6
C&C are really wanted. I kinda ignored the story for a long while and then only started working on it when one girl requested me to do it. Hint, hint, if ya want me to work on something....tell me!
Mistress
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