MoD: Hi again, after numerous death threats and pocky bribes, here is part 3.
Duo: she had to wait for the pocky bribes, no matter the death threats. Sure Mistress send me out to face all the rabid people, I don't mind. <Starts to throw numerous pocky's at her>
MoD: 'Ouch' anyways 'ouch' I hope you 'ouch' enjoy 'ouch' part 3 'ouch' Damn it Duo knock it off.
Duo: Thhbbbb, what are you gonna do, send me back out to the rabid fans!
MoD: Nope, I've got something better in mind. Oh guys!!! Come here.... <out walks the remaining G-boys in leather, Heero cracks a whip menacingly. All are sporting wicked smiles>
Duo: H..H..Heero? Oh God what did you do to them!?
MoD: Oh nothing really, just slipped a little tequila into their drinks.
Duo: What!! Oh shit...
All others: Come here Duo, we won't bite, promise.
Duo: Eeep
MoD: Hehehe
WARNINGS: This will/does contain yaoi. Don't like it don't read it. I am going to use the SM dub names, if you don't like it, well sucks to be you!!! AU, crossover. 1x2, 3x4, 5x? Haven't decided yet!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own either series. All I own are 97 cans of cola, 200 Otter-pops, and a three foot tall pastel pink bunny named Frufru. If it's worth it to you, go ahead and sue me.
**Denote thought**
Duo's heart filled with a cold dread as he forced Deathscythe to dive for the young girl. **Why am I doing this? She has attacked me and my friends. I shouldn't be saving her, but I have to!** He grunted as the force of the giant slab of concrete and steel hitting his Gundam threw him against his safety harness. **That is going to leave a hell of a bruise** he thought. Almost as an after thought he glanced down to check on the girl. She sat there, sprawled on the ground, hands held above her head as if trying to protect herself from the killing blow. One golden meatball had come partially undone covering her lap with a golden waterfall. She glanced up at the face of her savior with royal blue eyes that glistened with tears. Everybody was frozen, the Scouts because they almost lost their leader, the G-boys because one of their own just risked his life to save the enemies leader.
"Duo what the hell are you doing?" yelled Heero, the Scouts glanced up in shock. The big metal thingy was talking and actually making sense. Duo shoved off the remaining debris and stood up, Deathscyth's green eyes flashing. Everyone's jaws dropped as Duo opened his gate hatch and stood out facing everyone.
His violet eyes were raging with barely suppressed rage, "Heero Shut Up! I don't know why we are fighting but I am putting a stop to it right now. I don't know who you are, or even where we are but I get the feeling we shouldn't be fighting. Hell we are probably on the same side anyways" he stopped to take a shaking breath and looked down one the blond girl, she was now on her feet and her friends were surrounding her protectively.
"I am sorry for all the trouble we've caused and I lay my life as payment."
"No Duo!!" Heero called as the boy in black leaped to the ground. He kneeled before the girls and hung his head, chestnut braid falling over one slight shoulder. No one moved, it was all or nothing then. The leader, Sailor Moon gently pushed past her friends ignoring their cries of warning and knelt next to Duo.
"Hello, my name is Serena. I forgive you for everything and I thank you far saving my life." She said softly, her voice filled with promises of peace and friendship. Violet eyes meet sapphire ones and a truce was made. No words were spoken but the rules were simple, they would not harm each other no matter what. Sailor Moon stood up and faced the other, now still, Gundams.
"Hello all, I welcome you to my planet. I believe it is time we met each other face to face. I know that these things are only weapons and that what is inside is as human as I am. But I do believe we need to figure out what happened," her voice held an authority that the scouts had rarely heard, they knew it was time for business. Duo smiled at the scouts and turned around to face his comrades, "Guys out now!" was all he said. Almost grudgingly four escape hatches opened and four sheepish (A. N. can you guys imagine Heero looking sheepish. Hahaha, sorry couldn't help it. It would be great) looking boys hopped out. And that is how the G-boys met the Sailor Scouts.1
It was interesting; Rei glared at Trowa who stood there silently, Mina giggled at the red welt on his forehead as Wufei glared ominously, Lita and Heero were...well glaring, and Ami and Quatre just stood there.
"Rei we have to talk, your temple ok?" It was more of a statement then a question but it was true. Five teenagers talking to the legendary Sailor Scouts accompanied by five giant metal things were going to attract a lot of attention, and they needed peace and quiet.
"Sure, but where are we going to put the...well...umm...things?" she finally pointed to the Gundams after sputtering around.
"Oh don't worry, they come with handy dandy nets for camouflage." Duo piped up, he was sporting a quirky grin and a mischievous look in his eyes. Sailor Moon looked at the other pilots who nodded, "Well then it's all settled. Off to the Cherry Hill Temple," she grinned and turned off to start walking, but the others looked at her waiting for the moment when... "Oops, you don't know how to get there, do you?" she turned around with a slightly embarrassed expression on her face.
"No," was her only response, from Trowa nonetheless.
"Ok then, I guess we'll have to ride with you," she ignored the death looks she received from both sides and started pairing up pilots with Scouts.
"Ok, You and me Duo, um blondie with Ami, bang-boy with Rei, evil-one and Lita, and Mina you and ponytail dude." She smiled happily as everyone's faces dropped, well everyone but Duo's. He seemed very happy with the arrangements. It seemed as if Serena had unwittingly paired each of them with the one they were fighting, and now were glaring at. **This is going to be great** he thought happily as he helped Serena climb into Deathscyth's cockpit. **I cannot wait to see how Wufei and that Mina girl make-out, she seems worse then me**
The pilot's shared a look that said it all, this was going to be BAD. The Scouts on the other hand looked very happy about this, after all what better way to pass the time the to annoy male chauvinists.
~~Ami and Quatre's trip~~
"Soo what's your name?" Ami asked shyly, he cheeks stained with red. There wasn't much room in the cockpit so she ended up having to sit on his lap.
"Quatre, you're Ami, right?" Quatre's cheeks were also very red, after all he was supposed to be with Trowa and there was this beautiful girl in a very short skirt stapped in his lap. Ami only nodded, too embarassed to say anything else, they both spent they rest of their trip thinking practically the same thoughts, "I am with Greg/Trowa, I still love them this is nothing." Over and over and over."
~~Rei and Trowa's trip~~
"I can't believe this, I will kill that meatball head." Rei ranted as she squirmed on Trowa's lap. There was no response from the bang-boy so she decided to at least try to start a conversation.
"What's your name, or should I call you Bang-boy?" she asked, in truth that stupid bang was annoying her, it kept poking her in the back.
"Trowa," was the only response.
"Ok, Trowa, my name is Rei, the meatball heading space cadet is Serena."
"Hn"
"You don't talk much do you?"
"....."
"Great, just great!" she mumbled sarcastically. After all this she got stuck with the silent one.
"I am soo going to kill you meatball head."
~~Lita and Heero's trip~~
"So, My name is Lita. Who are you?" Lita started out, she didn't mind sitting in his lap too much. He reminded her of her old boyfriend2.
"Hn" she blinked at the grunt she received as a reply.
"Ok, so what is your name." She tried again, after all it was only fair, he knew her name she should get to know his name.
"Omae o Koroso"
"What, how dare you. Jerk!!!" **That is it** she fumed ** I have tried to be nice and where does it get me. This idiot threatens my life, well I'll get him back for this one** She giggled evilly at the thought, she was going to have way too much fun.
~~Mina and Wufei's trip~~
What is your name?" Mina asked almost demurely.
"Quiet," Wufei growls at the happily squirming blonde on his lap.
"God you mean."
"I'm busy, amuse yourself some other way."
"Ohhhh what's this button do?" Mina giggles as she reaches out to push some unknown button.
"ONNA," Wufei shouts and bats her hand away from the self-destruct button.
"Hmph, well then what is your name. If you won't ell me I'll just have to push buttons to amuse myself." Wufei grimaced at the use of his words.
**Damn this woman, I bet she never shuts up**
"My name is Wufei."
"Wufie, what an interesting name," she smiled and waited for the reaction.
"It's Wufei,"
"Wufie"
"Wu-FEI,"
"Wu-FIE,"
"Wu-FEI,"
"Wu-FIE,"
"Wu-FEI,"
"Wu-FIE,"
"Wu-FEI,"
"Wu-FIE,"
"Wu-FEI,"
"Wu-FIE, Wu-FIE, Wu-FIE, Wu-FIE, Wu-FIE,
"Wu- damn it never mind." Mina giggled, he sounded 'so' tired already. This
was going to be so much fun. Wufei sighed at the sound of her giggles, this
was going to be a long trip.
End Part 3...
MoD: So what di you think, I couldn't help but make Mina that way. It is going to be so much fun to write this. Umm thats all the end notes for now. WRITE ME!!!! I need people to wtie me so I feel loved and continue on. Bye now.
(1) Oops, Hehehe. Ok Ami was the one in blue AKA Mercury, Rei was in red AKA Mars, Mina was in orange AKA Venus, and Lita was in green AKA Jupiter. (2) For all of you that haven't seen SM Lita thinks every cute guy looks like her old boyfriend.
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