Whaaaa, well I am a frustrated Mistress. This was supposed to be a funny short little ficlet. And now, well it is bigger. I really don't need/three/series going on at the same time. Oh well *sweatdrop* can't shut her up I guess. Anyway, this seems to be my most popular fic at this time so I will continue it. One cool thing though is I know get out on the 7th instead of the 8th. So I can write even more. Cool huh! *silence* *sweatdrop* oh well I think it's cool. Anyway on to my never-ending fic.
It was about mid-afternoon before everyone was settled. Camp wasn't supposed to start for another 30 minutes so everyone was resting in there rooms. Duo and Trowa were talking, well Duo was talking at least.
"What are we supposed to do if they start to talk about periods or cramps or something. I mean it's not as if we can share experiences." He babbled on and on looking out the window. He was so enthralled with talking he hadn't noticed that the green-eyed boy, er girl, had fallen asleep.
"Trowa, and what are we supposed to do about Heero and Quatre. I mean geeze, they are in separate rooms. If we go and visit them and get caught, one of two things will happen. One, we get yelled at for being in a room with the other gender. Or two, we blow our covers and the mission." The noise continued on and on and on.
In the next room.....
"Heero, what are we supposed to do about Trowa and Duo?" Quatre mumbled holding a picture of his koi and looking at Heero.
"I don't know, but I'll think of something." Heero responded, not looking up from his laptop.
And the next....
"Alone, alone, I'm all alone. No braided baka's, or morose Heero's. This mission is going to be a breeze. Now onto the fun stuff." Wufei sang as he spun around in small circles. He sat down only slightly dizzy and went to grab his bag, as he ruffled through the contents the expression on his face became more and more troubled.
"Where are my Barbies"He wondered aloud. He glanced at the name tag and turned white as he read the name, D. Maxwell.
"Oh Nataku, please say he does not have my bag..."
Back in the first room.....
"Trowa? Tro-owa? Oh well, guess he's asleep. I guess I'll just unpack while I still have time." He opened the bag and started to pull out clothes, when he felt a plastic length. With a surprised look on his face he pulled on the plastic, and out popped a Barbie doll.
"Huh?" He stared at the well dressed doll with shock clearly etched across his face. The doll answered with it's eternal plastic smile. Duo dropped the doll and checked the name on the bag, Chang Wufei.
"Oh dear Shinigami, this is priceless. Trowa wake up. TRO..eh, TONYA WAKE UP!" Duo barely contained his laughter as he tried to shake the Heavyarms pilot.
"Hmm, Duo what's the matter," A sleepy Trowa peered through his bang at the nearly hysterical self-proclaimed God of Death. Duo couldn't stop giggling, so to be ever helpful he pointed at the bag that was laying in the middle of the floor. Trowa shook his head as he got off the bed and walked to the bag. After sifting through it for two seconds he paused and looked up, a singular eyebrow raised in a questioning look.
"Duo, since when did/you/play with Barbies?" he asked holding up a second Barbie.
"Hey cool a second one. Hey! They're/not/mine! They are Wufei's believe it or not."
"I won't then,"
"Huh?" Duo was now thoroughly confused.
"I won't believe you,"
"Just look at the name tag, it's Wufei's!" Trowa stooped down and fumbled with the name tag.
"Well, I'll be darned, it is Wufei's" he said very quietly. Duo just sniffed and grabbed a doll and the bag, and headed towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Trowa dropped the other doll and looked at Duo.
"The other guys have got to know about this." With a smirk he scampered out the door.
"Duo wait, isn't that a little.. Oh hi Ms. Kino. How are you?" Trowa gulped, he might of just have given away their secret, the cheer coach gave Trowa a measuring look before replying.
"Tonya, why on earth did you just call Desi, Duo may I ask?" Ms. Kino glared at the pair.
"Oh, it's a pet name that I and the guys have for him, er her." Ms. Kino gave them a look and then glanced at the barbie that was still in Duo's hand.
"Desi why on earth are you carrying a Barbie doll? Never mind I don't even want to know. I was coming to tell you guys that we are meeting in ten minutes in the lobby. Oh and drop the Barbie off first." Ms. Kino walked off as the two pilot's turned bright red and glanced at each other.
"Sure Ms. Kino. Ten minutes." Duo chimed as he tossed the doll back into the still open door way.
End Part 2
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