August 15, 2000/P>
I saw this line challenge and went "How the hell can I get Trowa to say this?" See I wanna another wife and this seems to be a dandy way to get one. So here is my fic....
Warnings: weird and I am mean to Relena. I'm sorry but I couldn't think of another character that would fit. If you look really hard you can see a bit 1x2.
Disclaimer: Me no own them, me sad
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ESCAPED!!!!!!
Well, it all started out as a peaceful day. The kind with soft breezes and fluffy clouds. Well, that was before a scream pierced the daylight. Inside a nice house in a nice neighborhood was a not so nice boy. That boy's name is Heero Yuy. He was sitting on the couch and staring at a TV. On the TV was a news broadcast. It was televising the live broadcast on an escaped mental patient. The screams brought the fellow occupants of the house running. The result was the same, utter horror from each and every Gundam pilot. The escaped patient was none other then...
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The door exploded oopen and there stood the bane of the Gundam pilots existence, Relena Peacecraft. After the war was over she had totally lost it and had gone on a stalking spree while trying to kill the Gundam pilots. Her excuse was, they were between her and her darling Heero. Heero had been treated even worse. Calls at all hours of the night, flowers by the hundred, and even hourly house calls. She had gotten around to wearing an identical, or almost identical outfit. His was a green tanktop and a pair of black spandex, well hers was a lemon yellow tanktop with neon pink spandex. Well, when Heero caught sight of that horrid outfit he passed out cold into Duo's arms.
"See Heero I love you! I still wear the same clothes as you! Even this horrid spandex that you must wear." Relena bubbled as she randomly picked leaves from her hair.
"Spandex is a privilege, not a right!" Trowa retorted as he quietly keyed the alarm button on his comm link.
"Heero has earned that privilege by being a Gundam Pilot and fighting for the world. You have not. You are just a psychopathic stalker with bad hair." Duo helped out.
"Relena you need to go and get the help you need." Quatre edged closer to her.
"Onna, you are creating an injustice, now LEAVE!!!!!" Wufei barked. As if on cue Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei jumped the spastic women and wrestled her to the ground.
"Nooooo!!!!! Heero save me!!!!!!" Relena wailed. Her decibels got so loud that the windows shattered and brought Heero out of his faint. He sat up and looked at the spectacle in front of him and glared.
"Relena, I do not love you. Just leave me alone..." he asked, his last words trailing off as she calmed down enough to look at him.
"Heero, why?" she let the tears pour down her face as her wide blue eyes bored into his.
"Because I am......" he seemed to think for a second, "a woman!!!!!" he finally spit out. Those two words stopped all movement in the house as all of them stared at him with looks of astonishment on their faces.
"Well, Heero, why didn't you say so?" Relena pulled away from the still stunned boys and walked out of the house a smile on her face. Heero watched her leave with a happy look on his face. It took a couple seconds before he noticed that the other pilots were still staring at him strangely.
"What I was kidding?"
O.O I cannot believe I wrote that! That has got to be the worst thing I have written! Oh well it is for Em, lets see what she thinks.....
Mistress
of
Death
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