25-Jul-2000
Category: Silliness
Pairings: 1+2, 3+4+5
Rating: PG
Timeline: Mostly stuff after Shades of Grey.
Disclaimer: Not mine... just having fun, no money made or sought here.
Notes: I got attacked by the silly bug today at work and the boys were
especially mischievous in my head. These are the results. These are just
little clips of events in the boys lives, I hope you all get a giggle out of
them as much as I did. More serious stuff tomorrow.
"He's five foot, one inch tall... right."
"MmmHmm."
"90 lbs."
"Give or take a Twinkie."
"Mmmm...the bed is six feet wide... and seven feet long... right?"
"Yes."
"The law of physics is against this."
"Against what Wufei."
"The fact that he's taking up the entire bed."
"....."
*Moment passes.*
"Trowa... what are you doing with that ice cube?"
"Watch."
*Sleepy yelp followed by the rustling of silk sheets.*
"Inventive. "
"Ice cubes in strange places. Works every time. Want the left or the right side?"
"Duo... what is this thing?"
"Quatre... you're an uncle, how many times over and you don't know what a pacifier is?"
"Oh... well.. what does it do?"
"The rubber end goes in the ankle biter's mouth and they suck on it."
"Really?"
"Yes. Man, next time you agree to baby-sit your nephews and nieces, I'm going on a mission with Heero."
"Umm... which end again?"
"Damn it Quatre, how did you get to the age of 17 and have no children skills? Here.. give it to me. Now look. " *Pop of pacifier going in mouth * "Nowth.. seeth..."
*Click... snap* "Cute Duo... Heero's going to love this picture..."
"......"
"And this children, is what we call the Half-Nelson..."
"...Okay. I've heard the figures from the mines and the outer satellites. can we go over the raw materials coming in from L3?"
"Um... certainly Master Quatre. Umm... see... the raw materials coming from the... umm.... the raw materials.... L3... umm..."
"...Patren... if I turn around will there be a young man with a long braid dancing naked in the window behind me?"
"Well... ah...actually his hair is loose.. sort of Lady Godiva like."
"Thank Allah for small favors. Meeting adjourned. DUO!!!"
"Quatre..."
"How the hell was I supposed to know you couldn't exchange dish washing liquid for dish washer soap?!??!"
"Quatre..."
"It wasn't my fault!!!!"
"Quatre!"
"Umm.. yes Heero."
"I think it's time for a strategic withdrawal."
"Really? There isn't anyway to stop it?"
"It's a 50 cubic foot tower of bubbles. No."
*gulp*
"Damn it Duo! I was about to eat that chicken leg!"
"Too bad Winner, you turned your back, it's now the property of Shinigami...Buahhhaahaha."
"Possession is 9/10ths of the law Maxwell."
"Yeah and I gots possession. Nah!"
"Not for long."
*Patter, patter, patter... thud, THUMP. Scuffle scuffle... bang... whap.. thud... bonk bonk... CLANG... CRAASSSSHHHH... Yelp.. curse... thud...*
"Trowa..."
"Not my day to watch em."
"Heero?"
"I separated them last night."
"Fine.. Fine! Where the hell is my saber."
%"LA, DE LAH LAH... HEERO'S GOT A BIG.. MURMPH"%
"For the love of Allah Duo, will you quiet down... Ewww.. stop licking my palm!!"
%"LA, DE LAH LAH... HEERO'S GOT A BIG...."%
"That's the last time I let you mix champagne and margaritas."
"Umm... Heero?"
"Hn?"
"Can we go out to dinner... maybe a movie, a really long movie?"
"Busy."
"Umm.. Heero..."
"Duo...."
"Quatre's sneaking around with a can of whipped cream and the Twister board."
"...."
"Mexican or Italian?"
((And for the Hentai in all of us.))
"OUCH!! STOP STOP!!"
*Pant pant pant pant pant pant.*
"All right... whose bright idea was it to play sexual twister?"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time Trowa."
"..."
"Wha?? How was I supposed to know we'd get all sticky from the whipped cream?"
"Let's think on this. Whipped cream.. sugar... body heat.. melted sugar.. dry sticky."
"Now you think about it Wufei."
"I was a little distracted earlier Winner."
"Umm..."
"All right... whose foot is this."
"Which foot? There are six involved in this mess."
"Umm.. this one."
"Quatre..."
*CHOMP*
"MINE!!!"
"Sorry Trowa... okay... this gives us a starting point. When I say go... Wufei... pull your hand up. No... the other hand... OTHERHAND!!!! Gods don't scare me like that."
"Okay... ready? One... two... three!"
*Struggle.. squeak.. rustle.. struggle.. grunt..ooof..*
"Stop stop stop... this just isn't working."
"...."
"When are Heero and Duo getting back?"
"Oh, Nataku take me now."
End
Okay... I promise I'm done with the ficlets for a little while. I should get back into the meat of OCT starting tomorrow. ::Listening to the crickets chrip:: Which umm.. I hope everyone remembers. :D
Laekin
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