14-Nov-2002
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Wizard of Oz or their characters, nor do I make money off of either.
Rating: PG
Pairings: 1 + 2 and 3 + 4 (both implied)
Spoilers: None
Blame: Elyndys, this is a result of a very silly conversation and I'll probably live to regret it.
Challenge: If anyone has a scene from a movie they'd like to rewrite GW style, I DARE you! ^_________^
Starring:
Duo Maxwell as the Duocrow
Heero Yuy as the Tin Heero
Trowa Barton as The Trowardly Lion (Yes I know it's bad, you have my permission to groan.)
Quatre Reberba Winner replacing Dorothy Catalonia in the role of Dorothy. He wouldn't let go of the shoes.
Chang Wufei as WuWu, Toto was unavailable, prior commitment.
Col. Une as the wicked witch and Lady Une as the good witch. I knew that split personality of hers would come in handy. ^____^
GW Movie Scene, Take One:
Our intrepid band of travelers has just emerged from the woods. (Leos and Virgos and Cancers, oh my.) The great city, their destination, lies just on the other side of a grassy meadow.
Our little group sighs happily knowing the end of their journey is shortly at hand. They step into the soft grass and begin their walk towards the bright city lights. Col. Une, the wicked witch, watches them through her crystal ball and begins to cast a spell.
As they walk, red roses, lovelier than any that ever graced a garden, begin to bloom. Their sultry perfume hangs lightly in the air until a gentle breeze swirls and dances it around our travelers. Their sweet aroma kisses nostrils as lungs inhale and a sleepy euphoria overtakes three.
A hearty cackle fades in the ears of the two not made of muscle and sinew as they watch their comrades fall, the sounds of slumber whispering against their lips.
"That dirty rotten witch," Tin Heero grumbles in frustration as he pulls on Trowardly Lion trying to awaken him. Trowardly's response is a loud snore, "what'd she do that for?"
"Because she's a bitch, why else?" Duocrow answers, wondering why there are blond tufts of hair sticking out from underneath Dorothy's brown pigtails.
"Ooona, oonna," WuWu howls in his sleep, one hind leg begins twitching furiously.
Tin Heero sits down on a hollow tree trunk, "No telling how long they'll be asleep. What can we do in the meantime?"
Duocrow smiles a wicked little hentai smile as he tries to pry the basket out of Dorothy's hand. After four tugs and substituting Trowardly's tail (which Dorothy grasps tightly and begins rubbing against her cheek) for the handle, Duocrow extracts the oil can from the basket. (In case you didn't know, oil = lube ~_^).
"Oh, I can think of a couple of things," Duocrow winks as he squirts the can a couple of times.
Tin Heero grins, after all there's nothing better than a lube job to get rid of those kinks.
Lady Une waits patiently, listening to the squeaks, squeals, moans and groans coming from underneath the field of roses, wondering just how long does it take for a lube job anyway. After all, it's been three days.
The End!
KwyckSylver
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