12-May-2001

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Gundam Wing, damn it!
Warnings: None
Ratings: G
Pairings: None
Spoilers: None

I am not in the least bit poetic, not even when it comes to writing limericks. I'm hoping these will inspire others on the list to come up with some really great ones. This is the result of having a minor case of writer's block for the next chapter of Bronze. All I need is the right opening sentence, and its just not coming to me right now.

 

 

Gundam Wing Limericks by KwyckSylver

 

Wufei's Limerick:

Chang Wufei, the pilot of Shenlong

He says, "It's justice that's strong!"

"I'm not tough like a kitana,

But weak, like an onna."

Sally just laughs and says "Wrong!"

 


 

Duo's Limerick

There is a pilot from L2, oh.

"The name's not baka, its Duo!"

In his gundam Deathscythe

He's a fearsome sight.

And out of it – well – he's WOOHOO oh!

 


 

Heero's Limerick

He's the pilot of the gundam called Wing

He sits at his computer screen

In black spandex he's hot

With that little green top

But those shoes are the ugliest I've seen.

 


 

Quatre's Limerick

With an angelic face and blue eyes

He's sweet as they come, but he tries

This pilot of Sandrock

Enemy soldiers do mock

Till they look in those eyes as they die.

 


 

Trowa's Limerick

With clown suit, a target of knife

The circus, his alternate life

This pilot from L4

He knows the score

To bring peace to the earth and end strife.

 


 

Now I would love to see some really good ones posted, think of this as a challenge.

 


KwyckSylver

 


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