22-Aug-2000
No warnings except for childish behavior.
*Disclaimer* GW, etc. owned by Bandai, Sotsu Agency and Sunrise.
A really silly, possibly stupid piece of nothing I came up with while my muse muses. Giving credit where credit is due, this idea came to me after reading 2 very funny pieces. The 10 worst list and the Gundam Teenybopper story. Sorry but I couldn't resist. I just couldn't come up with an appropriate title.
The setup: The Gundam characters have decided to get together to discuss a few things with the fanfic writers or will their egos get in the way?
Treize: "We, the cast of GW are here to address you, the fanfic authors about some 'issues' we've had about your stories."
Wufei: "I don't remember voting for you as 'spokesman'."
Treize: "I am the oldest and most experienced when dealing with people."
Relena: "I have just as much experience as you do, after all I was Queen of the world."
Zechs: (under his breath) "So was Treize.", giving him a wink.
Wufie: "You're also the only killed off main character, why would you even have a voice? You're 'dead'."
Lady Une: "Shut up, you little uptight prick." To Treize: "Don't listen to him Treize, you're still very much alive to me."
Treize: "Thank you for defending my honor, my lady.", bending down and kissing her hand (and making an almost imperceptable shudder).
Heero: "Stop arguing, we're wasting precious time. We need to address the authors, not bicker with one another."
Duo: "Did anyone bring refreshments?"
Heero: "We're not here to eat, Duo, we're here to talk."
Quatre: "Well, some tea would be nice."
Trowa:
Catherine: "I could whip up some soup, in no time."
All the G-boys: "Please, don't bother!"
Catherine: "Oh, no bother at all." Walks off to find the kitchen.
Zechs: "Stop talking about food and let's get to business - the authors - remember?"
Noin: "You tell them Zechs."
Lady Une: "Why don't you bat your lashes at him, while you're at it, maybe he'll finally take the hint."
Zechs: "Hint?" "About what?"
Noin: "Never mind." (Crosses her arms and sticks her nose in the air).
Wufei: "Will you women be quiet? The men have something to say."
Sally: "We women have just as much to say as you men do, Wufei."
Wufei: "Quiet woman, the weak have no right to speak out."
All the Women: "Let's get him!", as they run him out of the room then barracade the door, preventing his re-entry.
Wufei: (Through the door) "I have not yet been heard, justice is not yet served."
Heero: "Will all of you please settle down, the authors are patiently waiting."
Zechs: "Heero's right, we're running out of time and we haven't even started."
Duo: "I'm really getting hungry, man."
Quatre: "Please, everyone, I feel a lot of tension in this room and it is giving me a splitting headache."
Trowa:
Noin: (Giggling) "Trowa, is that all you ever say?"
Trowa:
Quatre: "Noin, leave Trowa alone, he talks when he has something to say, right, Trowa?"
Trowa:
Heero: "People, may I remind you we need to get started?"
Relena: (Taking Quatre aside) "Uh, Quatre, I've been wondering, may I borrow your pink shirt?"
Quatre: "Which one?"
Duo: "I'm starting to feel faint from the lack of food here, in case any of you would bother to notice."
Treize: (Taking a peppermint out of his pocket) "Here, suck on this."
Duo: "In your dreams, man."
Lady Une: "Don't talk to Treize like that."
Heero: "YOU don't talk to Duo like that, you 2 headed witch."
Treize: Now, now children, fighting amongst ourselves won't solve anything."
Heero: "Shut up Treize."
Treize: "I would advise the same for you, punk."
Duo: "Don't talk to Heero like that, either, ya fairy."
Treize" "Look who's calling whom a 'fairy' - long haired freak."
Duo: "I'm not the one wearing lace at my throat."
Duo and Treize start a fist fight but Heero breaks it up before it can get too serious. He separates them and they both start to pout and exchange glares at each other.
Hilde: "Sorry guys, it's time."
Heero: "Time for what?"
Hilde: "TIME". "You know...", pointing to her watch.
Heero: "Oh, time, yes." Turning toward the authors Heero says:
"I'm sorry folks for our behavior this evening, I guess we still have some 'issues' we haven't worked out yet. I'm afraid we'll have to postpone this till another evening. We need to take our places on the set now. The show is about to start."
KwyckSylver
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