*walks in dragging a bound and gagged Duo in after her*
Konnichi wa minna-san. Well its me again, but before you erase this message thinking that this is just a plug for my HAPPY HENTAI HOUSE (pause.... no dramatic music) *grins* I've got something to say... well 2 things actually
*Duo struggles to get free*
Stop squirming Duo-kun, I'll get to you in a minute. Anyways,
(1) this is a fic that I wrote that focuses on Duo and Heero. It is supposed to be humorous, but I'm not a very good writer so judge for yourself. And
(2) I FINALLY CAUGHT THE PERSON WHO KEPT PLAYING THAT DRAMATIC MUSIC EVERYTIME I SAID HAPPY HENTAI HOUSE ( you know, the duhn duhn duhn) It was Duo. That's why he's sitting here all tied up.
*glomps onto Duo*
I'm going to keep him. But since I'm not TOO selfish I'm taking him the the HHH to share with the other residents.
*Duo struggles* Mmmph mmphy mmph!!
What was that Duo? *gets starry eyes* Oh, Duo, how sweet. I love you too.
*Duo's eyes widen and his struggles increase*
Hey Duo, will you be good if I caught Heero and locked him in a room with you at the HHH?
*Duo stills then grins widely behind the gag* Meeph meeph meeph
(Duo's chortling)
*grins evilly* Excellent
Disclaimers: I don't own the GW boys, however I do own myself...hehe..and the HAPPY HENTAI HOUSE. All residents of the HHH own themselves
Duo was indulging in his favorite pastime, Heero-watching (his second favorite pastime being talking). As usual, Heero was sitting in front of his laptop waiting for a new mission. Duo chuckled, time to indulge in his third favorite pastime, annoying Heero (this pastime had nearly beat out talking for second, but was out-voted because annoying Heero involved talking). He stalked up to Heero and prepared to go at it with a vengance.
Heero was worried. Duo had been quiet for some time now...too quiet. He was up to something.
"Hey Heero-man, let's go out!"
Heeor nearly jumped out of his skin. How had that braided baka gotten so close to him with him not noticing. K'so, he was supposed to be the Perfect Soldier - letting someone as loud as the American pilot sneak up on him was probably grounds to lose his title. Heero swore silently as he thought of the first runner up in the "Perfect Soldier Beauty Pageant". No way was he going to lose his hard-earned title.
Duo noticed that Heero wasn't going to respond to him so he tried a different tactic.
"So, whatcha doing?" He wrapped his arms around Heero's shoulders and rested his head on one of them - ACCIDENTALLY placing it close to Heero's (touching Heero had tied watching Heero for first place).
"Hn." Heero replied.
'Ah, as eloquent as ever I see. Let's see, what can I get away with now that I have the victim trapped....er..I mean, Heero where I want him.' Duo grinned.
"So, Heero...." He started.
"You've got mail!" the laptop said. Duo sweatdropped. He thought AOL had been destroyed long ago when it had been found out that it caused insanity and cravings for weird things like pickles and ice cream.
"Oooo, mail. What's it say? What's it say?" Duo enthused.
"You're close enough to read it for yourself, baka. Now shut up." Heero tuned Duo out due to months of long practice.
"You are cordially invited to the grand
opening of the HAPPY HENTAI HOUSE...."
At this point Duo and Heero suddently heard a *duhn duhn duhn* coming from nowhere. Duo sweatdropped again. 'Oooookkkkaaaayyyy' he thought.
"Drinks will be served (Don't tell them
that they're drugged, Kim or they won't
come)"
Duo's head gained more sweatdrops. 'Weird'
"All hentais welcome. Guests of honor
will be: Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell,
Trowa Barton, Quartre Reberba Winner,
and Wufei Chang.
It will be a 1x2x3x4x5 fest for all
hentais to enjoy. (DON'T PUT THAT IN
THERE!! They might see it!)
Hope to see you there.
Kim, owner and resident of the HHH
Keeper of Heero's lost inner child etc....
Emily-sama and Syx Maxwell-sama no Miko
Heero glared at the invitation. "I do not have a lost inner child and who are Emily and Syx Maxwell?"
Duo shook his head. "I don't know, but it sounds like a party and I wanna go!"
After much nagging and begging...um, I mean persuasion, Duo got Heero to agree to go to the party. At the front door they met up with the three other pilots. On the door there was a sign that said HAPPY HENTAI HOUSE (*duhn duhn duhn* is heard by all) all hentais welcome.
"You got the invitation too?" Quatre asked.
Duo nodded. "Yep"
Heero banged on the door, and within moments it was open.
The girl who opened it blinked then smiled warmly at them. "Oh how wonderful, you all came. Welcome to the Hap... erm ehem *the girl looks up nervously then back at the boys* house. My name is Kim, I'm the owner. Please join us inside."
The five pilots walked past the girl into the house. Suddenly Kim shouted out from behind them.
"Hey minna-san, the entertainment's here!"
If you looked through the door to the HAPPY HENTAI HOUSE *duhn duhn* (ok, we don't need the stupid dramatic music anymore, the boys are gone) you would see the faces of five desperate gundam pilots as they tried to make it to the door before it closed; trapping them in with the merciless residents of the HAPPY HENTAI HOUSE *duhn duhn duhn* (I said STOP IT with the stupid sound effects already!) and their lemony fate.
Owari
so, what did you think? As you can see, this fic was written before I caught Duo-kun here.
*Duo pauses in shovelling food into his face and grins widely*
Yes this is a blatant self insert and plug from the HHH, but so what.
ja-ah
Kim
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