Ok in some horrible OZ screw-up the boys reverted to 5 year olds so Treize and Une have to care for them It is only AU in that fact and in the fact that Zech and Treize are really lovers Mariemara was always Treize's daughter

This is just a tiny fic done because I am baby-sitting the Hentai Five Year Old From Hell(TM). Yes, the kid, Elysha, does own this term.

This has no warnings.

GW does not belong to me. The things that the boys do in this story is what Elysha has put me through in the last two days.

Lady Une was at her wits' end. Ever since the ... accident, her life had become a living hell, and all because of five little boys. At that moment, down the hall a crash was heard followed by the wail of a little boy. Running to the sound she was surprised at what she saw. Zechs was sprawled across the floor with a plastic tea set and table crashed. To his side the 5 year old Winner child was crying. Duo was hitting the dazed Zechs with a plastic scythe screaming "I'll see you in hell." Heero glared at the fallen man. Wufei muttered about injustice. The quiet Trowa only picked up Quatre's tea set and handed it back to the little boy. Quatre stopped crying but not before kicking the blond who had just climbed to his feet.

Lady Une eyed the blond before asking" Zechs what are you doing here!?"

"Treize sent me to retrieve Wufei."

Lady Une only waved the man and the child away before beginning to clean up the mess. After doing that, she wiped the tears off the young boys cheeks and sent them all back to playing. Meanwhile in Treize's private quarters, the young Chinese boy was conversing with the general.

"It is an injustice that I should have to be bathed by that onna! And if that was not bad enough, I must share that tub with Maxwell!"

Treize smiled at the animated conversation. The little boy, who only reached Treize's knees, was yelling and waving his arms around.

"And that Onna makes us go to bed at 7 o'clock!!!!!! It's not even dark!! Did you know that baka Maxwell even talks in his sleep! Trowa kicks and Quatre screams "Tea time"! The little boy fell to the ground in a pout.

Treize reached down and set him in his lap. "Well young Dragon, you must have baths and little dragons must sleep. To this the little boy said nothing, only curled deeper in the man's arms. When Treize was sure the boy was asleep, he laid him on the bed and tucked him in. Turning he walked to his desk and picked up on his paperwork where he had left off.

Zechs walked into the bathroom where Lady Une was stripping the four little boys for their baths.

"The General said not to worry about the young Chinese boy. He will take care of him. The boy is already napping. Zechs eyed the four little boys with something akin to fear in his eyes. "Do you need anything Lady?"

"No, that will do, thank you." The lady although glad to be less one charge, could not help but feel jealous of the young boy who Treize seemed to lavish attention on./P>

"Well come on into the tub." She snatched up the shrieking braided boy and dropped him into the tub while Trowa vaulted into the tub followed by Heero. The only one left was the blushing Winner child who was too small to make it on his own. Une picked up the small child and set him gently into the warm water. Reaching for the soap and shampoo she made quick work of the boys while they played and splashed in the water.

"Help! A snake's got me!" yelled the boy with bangs covering half his face.

"Hush now Trowa, it is only Duo's hair." calmly replied the smiling Lady. Looking at the children, she began to imagine that they were her own children and that their father was a certain General. Finishing with Quatre and Trowa she wrapped them in towels and dried them, setting them down before turning back to the other two. Still wrapped in their towels, the boys cuddled together and planned their next tea party as well as a circus that they would put on tomorrow.

"NOOOOOOOO" screeched the little child that trashed in Zechs' arms. "I don't want a bath I'm not even dirty!!!!!!!!" The boy wriggled and tried to bite Zechs in order to free himself.

"Wufei!" a stern voice warned. The boy stopped and pouted cutely while he was stripped and placed into the bath.

"Mirialdo you wouldn't happen to have any baby shampoo would you?"

In a minute the other man returned with the shampoo and a little Nataku toy for Wufei to play with.

" OHHHH, gimme gimme!!!!!" the little boy bounced in the tub reaching for the toy. As soon as it was handed to him he began to play little war games and bombing the little rubber ducky in the tub. Treize gently washed the boy's hair in the tear free shampoo. After the boy was squeaky clean, and Treize had caused a few squeaks to come out of the boy, he lifted the boy out of the tub. Taking the warm towel, he wrapped the boy up and began to dry him off. Treize smiled and scruffed the boy up a little. Wufei growled at him and tried to find his way out of the towel to glare at Treize. Dressing the boy he took him into the other room and handed him a small sword and they began to duel.

Meanwhile the other four boys were in their room for their naps. Duo crawled over to his duffel bag and pulled out his snack food.

"I was saving this for hard times but after the vegetables we had to eat at dinner, I think we need it!" all the little boys nodded and began eating the candy. Turning on the TV, Duo came across a channel where all the people were dancing. Jumping to his feet he began wriggling and shaking.

Heero lifted a brow. "Duo, what are you doing?"

"I'm dancing, silly! Come on, guys."

Quatre giggled and jumped to his feet and started dancing as well. The two boys left seated began to giggle too at the two boys' antics.

"Yeah, shake your booty shake your booty!" Turning to face the boys Duo placed his hand behind his head and sang, "Shake your penis shake your penis."

"Shouldn't you little monsters be in bed?" He asked lifting an eyebrow. The little boys scrambled into bed as he turned off the TV. Walking over to the bed, he tucked the covers around the boys and pulled up a chair.

"Now what story will it be tonight?"

"Something with an evil queen!" "No something with death" "Nataku!" "Something with a tea party" "Animals" "Bombs!"

Looking at all the boys, Treize put away the book and began telling the story of the corrupted and power-hungry girl named Alice and her trip in Wonderland.

Kalove