09-Sep-2000
Revised: 06-Feb-2001
My partner in crime, Jenny ( JaenKaeGW@hotmail.com ), and her friend Sarah ( mlf1121@yahoo.com ) made up the following top ten lists that I thought you'd all enjoy.
And, now I've contributed, too!
Top Ten Lists by Jenny&Kimmie
Top 10 Ways to Make Quatre Cry
- Tell him he really is a test-tube baby.
- Hide his goggles and taunt him with them.
- The Maguanacs have just been using him to get to Sandrock
- Tell him he's not a natural blond.
- Duke Dermail has taken the world's tea supply... and the little China cups.
- Dorothy... naked
- Tell him that vests went out in the 80s
- Tell him his space heart needs quadruple bypass surgery
- Inform him that the Maguanacs are all gay.
- ...But Trowa isn't.
Heero Yuy's Top 10 Methods of Self-Destruction
- Relena gets tired of rejection and sticks a bomb in the next invitation.
- Pull Duo's braid repeatedly
- "Here Quatre... why don't you pilot the ZERO system for a while?"
- Jump out of a billion story window... but don't pull the parachute
- Continuously refer to Trowa as "that circus freak!"
- Tell Dorothy that Relena's not interested
- Lock self in room for 12 hours with Wufei on a justice rant
- Steal Treize's bottle of Rosy Bubbles
- Put on Zechs' mask and run around screaming, "Now I'm the Lightning Count!"
- Just press the button... supposedly
Top Ten Ways to Make Relena Want To Die
- Spill punch on her white dress.
- Tell her that her brother wets his bed.
- Tell her there's a kitten at the bottom of the ocean.
- Take away her Midol.
- Duke Dermail has a crush. Aw!
- Throw her out of the plane in Antarctica.
- Provoke her until her pacifist mind wants to explode.
- Have Dorothy decide to become a nudist... while still at Peace School.
- Bring around an uninterested Heero Yuy.
- ...on the arm of Duo.
Owari. ^__~
Jenny&Kimmie
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