06-Dec-2000
Category: humour, songfilk
Pairings: None.
Rating: PG
Notes:This is a GW parody of the OPM song "Heaven Is A Halfpipe".
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, I mean no harm, I have no money... Stuff like that. Yeah.
If I die before I wake,
at least in Heaven OZ can wait...
'Cause right now on Earth I'm feeling sad
without the J-man on my back.Now, Heaven would be a Gundam,
spinning guns all night long,
and Heaven would be just kickin' butt
while Romafeller does wrong.
And if you don't believe in pacifism, or you're a dirty fool,
then while the world is warring,
we'll sit back and laugh at you, singing...If I die before I wake,
at least in Heaven OZ can wait...
'Cause right now on Earth I'm feeling sad
without the J-man on my back.Now, most people think of Gundams,
they see something they hate.
But, I looked a little closer,
and there's a sign that says "can't escape".
So if you wanna come in my Gundam,
well, we're all gonna have a ball,
and everyone you know is welcome
'cause we break down gates and walls, singing...If I die before I wake,
at least in Heaven OZ can wait...
'Cause right now on Earth I'm feeling sad
without the J-man on my back.And then I got to the gate,
pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate.
"I'm sorry, friend. You can't come in.
You've got a list here that doesn't end."
"You're mad 'cause I kill folks.
You teaching any classes in how to cope?"
I'll find a place to rest, a shed.
I rather be alone now that I'm dead
like Relena's pop Peacecraft way back in '87.
We'll be busting OZ's Aries until we get to Heaven.
Think I really care that I missed biology?
I got my education in murderology.
With all your rules, you've got to chill.
I'm gonna twist out like Heero Yuy.
I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got my toy.
I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got my toy...
Got my toy, got my toy...
Heaven is a Gundam..
Heaven is a Gundam..If I die before I wake,
at least in Heaven OZ can wait...
'Cause right now on Earth I'm feeling sad
without the J-man on my back.If I die before I wake,
at least in Heaven OZ can wait...
'Cause right now on Earth I'm feeling sad
without the J-man on my back.(repeat 'til fade)
Owari. ^__~
Jenny&Kimmie
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