21-Apr-2000
Warning: OOC, silliness, maybe AU, anything that makes up a silly fic
> M- indicates male singing
> F-indicates female singing
> B- both are singing
>
> Good-bye to the Circus
> by Aqua
>M- "It's time to turn off the light,
> It has been such a beautiful night.
> We've serve you a lot of delights
> And some really wonderful sights."
Duo stretched himself across the sofa, yawning and, "nnnnghhh... aaa.. its sooo nice to be able to stretch!" And he look over to Quatre, sitting on the other sofa, across him, lying on his belly, with Rashid kneading the knotted muscles which ran across his back. Once in a while you could hear the young blond boy sigh in contentment.
"Oi, Rashid. Do me afterwards, okay?"
"Of course Master Maxwell."
Duo whistled as he prodded towards the balcony window and looked towards the green fields outside.
"Glad you took us here, Quatre, this is real nice."
"Well, I kind of thing this is..mmm... nice Rashid more.. anyway, I think this is a place to get peace and quiet. And secluded, too. Do whatever we want to do."
"Well, at least until those fanfic writers and fanartists track us down again." Duo sighed.
>
>F- "My friends, this is the end
> So long and see you soon again
> Bye, bye, kissing you high
> Someday we will be back again."
The door opened and in come Relena and Heero.
"Hiya!" Duo said, as he saw the two coming in, and pecked Relena and Heero's cheek alternately, "Nice to have you join us too."
"Anything to get us away from the ML. My brother will be here shortly." Relena said, as she settled down on the sofa, Heero putting their luggage safely aside.
"Where are the others?" Heero asked.
"In the Sauna." Quatre answered. "BTW, Relena, does anyone know you're not around. Will the Alliance be okay without the Queen of Sanc?"
"Well, I instructed Pargan to keep hush-hush to the others but still contact me when there's something of DIRE importance."
"GOOD! we can have fun then, Relena!" Duo chirped, as he plopped beside Relena, "You can teach me to make that lemon meringue a la your mom."
"Sure. Let's go to the kitchen."
>B- "Good bye to the circus
> We hope you enjoy the show
> Now it's nearly at the end
> But it will be back again you know."
The door opened again for Trowa who only had a half-soaked towel and sweat drenched body.
"How was it Trowa?" Heero asked, as he lifted the newspaper off the coffee table and started to leaf through it.
"Fine. Catherine let me off the circus."
"And run away from the fandom."
"Of course." Trowa smiled and walked into his room to change. "Not for long, though."
"At least we could enjoy that short period of time. We may even had enough time to flee when they find us. MM... Rashid, that is good.. the best massage ever!" Quatre said again.
"You and your estates." Heero muttered, with slight amusement in his voice. "We can't run forever."
"I knooow." Quatre groaned.
>F- "It will be back you know.
> It will be back you know."
There's a slow knock on the door and Wufei came in. Again, with only a half drenched towel and body glistening with perspiration. "That is a nice sauna, Quatre."
"Thanks."
"Oh well. Free from the Onna. even for a while. At least we could busy them for a while and get ourselves a fraction of rest."
Quatre, Heero and Rashid nodded, dreading the day that they should come back and be in various fanfics and fanarts again.
From the kitchen they could hear, "NO! DUO! Leave the stove for now!"
And a "boomph"
>M- "You have given us all of the best
> You are beating inside our chest
> Stay'n with us as time has gone by
> You give us hope when the tide was high."
"actually I kinda like our side job." Hirde said later that night.
"That is because you don't act so often, dear." Duo said, as he gave a peck to Hirde.
"We can never forget them." Lady Une said. "Well, at least *I* can never forget them. Look what they have done to my dear Treize" She said, in Treize's embrace.
"I got to sleep with him every other day. But its kinda fun though." Zechs chirped in.
Noin glared, "Er.. Noin.. sowwy." Zechs said, as he lowered his head a bit.
"Well," Wufei said as he munched on his chicken, "They still let me meet Meiran once in a while."
"Yeah. they are good when they are sane." Relena added.
"Too bad they aren't sane too often." Duo added, "My body hurts all over. Me and Heero got the worst turnover. Once every few minutes."
Everyone nodded.
>F- "My friend this is the end
> So long and see you soon again
> Bye, bye, kissing you high
> Someday we will be back together."
Rashid came into the dining room and whispered to Quatre, who nodded. And the man left.
"What was that?"
"Oh, Catherine. She came. She's on her way up now."
By that, "Hi all!"
"Hi Catherine!" everyone chirped together.
"So, how's my Trowa? all happy?" she sat on the empty seat beside Trowa.
"Thanks." was the only answer.
"As always. Anyway," she turned to Quatre, "Where's Iria?"
"I don't know. She said she'll be coming as soon as she finished her work with Winner Foundation and with one or two fics. All the sisters would be here too!"
"Poor Iria. Must had a hard time." And Catherine starts eating the dishes presented to her as well.
>B- "Good bye to the circus
> We hope you enjoy the show
> Now it's nearly at the end
> But it will be back again you know."
"MISSED ME?!" a voice came from the door, when everyone was sitting watching the telly.
"IRIA!!" everyone stood up and rushed to hug her.
"You came earlier than expected."
"Well, I managed to free myself from office confines and er.. stomped out off the fic, just like that. Said I need a vacation, and well, be back in an indefinite amount of time."
"Waydago, neesan! by the way, how's the camels?"
"Oh, well fed." And she spotted Rashid, "Rashid, I need something to nibble. Do you still have dinner or something?"
"Of course."
"What film are you watching?"
"Er.. live cam over GWML! The fanchicks are frantic!!"
"Oh cool!"
>F- "The band played on
> From dusk till dawn
> And time is almost gone
> The beat goes on
> It's almost done
> This music never falls."
For three whole weeks they stayed there in peace and quiet. Duo managed to make.. ehem.. an even better lemon meringue than Relena.
"This is not fair, Duo!" Relena pouted.
"All's fair. Thats why you got more male chefs than women." he said.
Heero enjoyed his vacation very much so that he hadn't used his 'Omae o Korosu' for three weeks! Quatre had all his camels shipped there undercover, for he missed them so much he built a replica of a desert there. Trowa and Catherine practiced new styles, while Wufei read more books than he ever did before.
The Ozzies could now return to their duties peacefully, while Lady Une became less severe than she was by a fraction. Now we know what made an iron maiden out of her, even as the soldiers claimed otherwise. She was born an iron maiden they said.
Iria? Well, she brought bad news.
>F- "It will be back you know.
> It will be back you know."
"Okay, I hate to interrupt you people, but.. they said there's a small group of what are presumably be fanchicks going our direction. Fully armed and very impatient."
"IRIA! thats bad news." Relena exclaimed, at once forgetting Duo's achievement, and clinging to Heero, while Duo drew a scared Hirde into his embrace.
"We have to move, quick! To another place!"
>B- "So good bye to the circus
> We hope you enjoy the show
> Now it's nearly at the end
> But it will be back you know.
The fanpeople walked into the room a minute too late. They could hear the rotor of the Winner helicopter buzzing away. It seemed that they were going to be deprived from fics for another week or so.. as the characters made their leave.
> So good bye to the circus
> We hope you enjoy the show
> Now it's nearly at the end
> It will be back you know.
They found a hastily written letter from the characters,
"Sorry, missed us again! Try harder! Love, Us!"
> We will be back you know.
> We will, (we will)
> be back (be back)"
> you know.
But the fanpeople had learnt enough not to repeat the same mistake again. Somehow in the train of events the characters, who were, by nature very adventurous, would become very tired of their peaceful life and would come back to the fandom.
So, to pass their time, they and their muses would come up with real nasty things that they would inflict towards the characters when they showed up at GWML's front door, and as one fanfic writer said,
"Take no prisoners, show no mercy.."
[insert manical laughter, and then fade to black]
~Owari!
>
>Doesn't that just scream Trowa and Catherine????
>
yep! but er... er.. er.. anyone?!
<>< JejeFish