Warning: Complete silliness.
Eh?
I mean.. oh well, its been a long time since the last 'Zechs and Zechs Conversation series' (*hugs* Relena Peacecraft-san*) well..
anyway.. last time.. er.. lesse.. Lady Une came in when Treize's learning doggy language.. well..
Treize: I mastered it by now.
Zechs (the dog): arf! arf! (transl.:a fast learner, for such a slow mover.) Milliard: meaning?
Lady Une: its tea time.
Treize: so, Zechs, when can we start with Scuzzy baby language?
Zechs: aaaaarf! (to Milliard: *whisper* damn! i completely forgot about that. haven't invent one yet!!!)
Milliard: i think, we should give the mutt a break.
Lady Une: having given us a superb insight to what it's like to converse in canine speak.
Milliard: my thoughts exactly
Zechs: *mutters* affffrrrfff! (transl.: its my feeling at stake here.)
Treize: well, my feeling too! why do I feel I've been tricked?
Zechs: arf?! adrrrfff!!!! (transl.: trick you? me?! NEVER!)
Milliard: *to Zechs* a bit of a white lie there?
Lady Une: *looks around* (to Zechs) I hope you are true to your words, Mutt. I don't like people running around, fooling and tricking Treize-sama
Milliard: the last guy who did that got three barrels of bullets transferred from *her* gun to his *heart*
Zechs: *shudders* arf?! (transl.:HEART?!)
Lady Une: my favourite target.. oh the sloshy beating heart!
Zechs: *paled*
Treize: *coughs* not really the most appropriate place to talk about it right now?
Milliard: *fans self* certainly! not over tea and biscuit.
Zechs: arf arf aaarf arf... (transl.: if you would excuse me.. i..)
Treize: I understand.
**
Moments later:
Zechs (the dog): *through the phone* Hello? AIA insurance? I would like to inquire about insuring my heart please?... what?.. yes, heart... huh?... which? as in the one that beats?... what? oh yes, the part that Lady Une likes best.... insurance against what?.. I'm sorry i don't think i understand.... oh?.. really? *gulps* oh okay... I think I'll take that.... which? oh.. insurance against all body parts?... that sounds interesting.... oh of course i understand... she's unpredictable.... oh, of course... yes, please, the most comprehensive one you can offer please... oh yes... thank you.. my cheque will come through to you tomorrow.... me too.. thank you... glad to do business with you... of course.. yes, i'll be careful.. thank you... have a nice day *placed the receiver back to the cradle*
Milliard: so...... insuring yourself against Lady Une's wrath?
Zechs: *rubs forehead* arf! arff afrt! (transl.: I suggest you do the same.)
Milliard: *laugh* did that. its part of the standard procedure before joining the military.. you have to have a full-insurance in case... you know...
Zechs: *shrug* arf. (transl.: I guess so)
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