One more and I'm done. (OOC too!) and disclaimers too. I don't own any of them.

Little Purple Riding Hood

One day, Noin woke up really early because she had to visit her grandfather, so off she goes, through the small long windy gravel path into the woods. Oops! She forgot. Even though the path is a shortcut, her mother had warned her about using it, because there could be bad things that happened. But she likes the trees and the flowers and she forgot all about it.

Now behind a tree, there are two wolves eyeing her. They are Alex and Muller (A&M: we detest it!). If you believe in love at first sight, then this is the case.

"Good morning, little girl," said Alex

"Good morning, Mr. Wolf," Noin said in her best manners. Her mother had taught her well.

"Where are you going, all alone?" asked Muller.

"I'm going to visit my grandfather, who lived at the other side of the woods. He's ill, Mr. Second Wolf"

Muller and Alex choked. "My name is Muller and this is Alex"

"Good morning, Mr. Muller and Mr. Alex. I am sorry I can't stop and talk to you. I need to be back home before sundown or my mother will be angry at me."

"All right little girl, off you go."

And Little Noin walked her way up to her grandfather's house. On her way she picked up beautiful wild roses that her grandfather liked. And she met a woodcutter too. He was a very handsome fellow. Noin fell in love with him. The woodcutter said, "Hello! Little Noin!"

"Hello there, Mr. Zechs! How are you this morning?"

"I am fine. Where are you going?"

"I am going to visit my grandfather, he's ill."

"Take care, Little Noin."

"And you too."

And so, Noin hopped her way up to her grandfather's cottage. Little did she know, the two infatuated wolves had made their way to the cottage. The two wolves grabbed Sally Po, the doctor, and threw her out of the house (ouch!), and locked Treize and his spouse, Wufei inside the cupboard. And the two wolves went disguised as the old couple.

Inside the cupboard, "Wufei dear."

*cough* "Yes Treize."

"Never thought we'll die in a cupboard."

*cough* "Yes. But at least we got really close together"

Soon Noin came up to the front porch and knocked. "Grandpapa Treize, Grandpapa Wufei."

"Who's it?" said a voice from inside.

"It's me, your granddaughter."

"Ah Little Noin, come in, open the door."

And Noin pushed the door opened. And she walked in. She saw 'Grandpapa Treize' being very ill, coughing and slumping in the bed, while 'Grandpapa Wufei' was sitting beside the bed knitting.

"Mother baked some cakes for you both, and I picked up a few wild roses on my way here."

"Way to go, my grandchild."

"But grandpapa Treize," Noin said, she's puzzled.

"Yes?"

"Why do you have such long ears?"

"So I can hear you better. I got this from the Old People's Surgical Centre. See, Grandpapa Wufei had a pair too"

"And why do you have such big eyes?"

"So I can see you better. The eyeglasses are useless now."

"And it's from the Old People's Surgical Centre too." added 'Grandpapa Wufei' as he continued knitting.

"But.. but why are your paws so big?"

"SO WE COULD HUG YOU AND GLOMP YOU!" The two wolves sprang on the frightened Noin.

"You are not my grandpapas! You're Mr. Wolf Alex and Mr. Wolf Muller! Help!"

And she dashed outside the house, shouting. And the two wolves ran after her. It must have been a funny scene, two wolves in human clothes, and night caps, and furry house slippers running after a small child.

"Wait Little Noin, we don't want to hurt you. We adore you! We want to worship you! Please, stay!!"

But that only made Noin even more frightened. "Help, mad wolves! Crazy wolves!"

The woodcutter Zechs heard Little Noin's shout for help and went after the two wolves, swinging his mighty axe. The two wolves fell down to their knees, begging mercy. "Let us live, so we could worship Little Noin, if not from afar."

Lady Une who heard her daughter's cries of help rushed out and comforted Noin. And she saw the two wolves.

"Well," she said to Alex and Muller. "If you want to be near my daughter come into my house and work for me. You can do all the cleaning."

"Oh we'll do anything! We just want to be around Little Noin."

"All right then. But I am not paying." Lady Une said.

"We don't mind."

"Good."

So, Alex and Muller are now the housekeepers of the family and Lady Une gave consent for Zechs to marry Noin, if he built an extension to the house for the old men, free of charge. (You know how cunning Lady Une was, now?)

So, Zechs built an extension to the house and took the two men in, so they could look after the two aged men, and they lived happily ever after, of course with Une's witty brain, they do!

The end




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