Er.. I know I am not supposed to do this.

*bows in front of the altar of Mother Goose* I am sorry. I don't mean a ripoff.


JejeFish's Mother Goose (with commentary) #2

Or "Can't Keep JejeFish Down When She's After Mother Goose..."



Little Bo-Wufei

(even the name sounds awfully chinese to me, mebbe: Xiao Bo-Wufei)
Little Bo-Wufei has lost his gundam,
And can't tell where to find it;
Leave it alone, and it'll come home,
And bring its lance behind it.

Little Bo-Wufei fell fast asleep,
And dreamt he heard it coming;
But when he awoke, he found it a joke,
For still it was but a-fleeting.

Then up he took his little book,
Determined for to find it;
He, found it indeed, but it made his heart bleed,
For it'd left all its weapons behind it!

It happened one day, as Bo-Wufei did stray
Unto a meadow hard by--
There he espied its weapon, side by side,
All hung on a tree to dry.

He heaved a sigh and wiped his eye,
And over the hillocks he raced;
And tried what he could, as a warrior should,
That each weapon should be properly placed.

Pat-a-cake

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake,
Baker's man!
So I do, master,
As fast as I can.

Pat it, and prick it,
And mark it with T,
Put it in the oven
For Zechsy and me.

(guess who's rhyming)

Robin Wufei

Little Robin Wufei sat upon a tree, 
Up went Treize-cat, down went he, 
Down came Treize-cat, away Wufei ran,
Says little Robin Wufei: "Catch me if you can!"

Little Robin Wufei jumped upon a spade,
Treize-cat jumped after him, and then he was afraid.
Little Robin chirped and sang, and what did Treize say?
Treize-cat said: "Mew, mew, mew," and Robin flew away.


MotherGoose from her grave: Comeback here you FISH!
JejeFish: Gomen gomen!


Little Miss Une-ffet

Little Miss Une-fett
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating of curds and whey;
There came a big spider,
And sat down beside her,
And it got killed straight away.


Une: We won't be needing you any longer.


Little Indians (I mean Gwhoever)

One, Little Heero, Little Duo, Little Trowa
Four, Little Quatre, Little Wufei, Little R'lena
Six, Little Zechs, Little Noin, Une and Treizy
And Ten little gundams and the docs


Sally: I don't see me in there.
Hirde: Me neither.
Meiran: Me too.

JejeFish: I am thinking!

MomGoose: Does that mean no more torturing my rhymes?
JejeFish: Nope, I think.


There Lived a General in OZ

There lived a General
In an Oz base under the hill
And if he's not busy
He'll be there still



Come out to fight

G-Girls and G-boys, come out to fight,
The moon doth shine as bright as any other night;
Leave your supper, and leave your sleep,
And how can you sleep if they're killing all the sheep.
Come with a whoop, come with a call,
Come with a good will or not at all.
Up into the gundam and don't be late,
A half-penny roll can always wait.
You gotta fight hard, and you gotta add power,
Or you'll be pudding in half an hour.


Georgy Porgy

Georgy Porgy, pudding and pie,
Kissed Relena and made her cry.
When the Heero came out and say,
  Omae o korosu
Georgy Porgy ran away.



er.. OOC


Zechs and Noin

Zechs and Noin went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Zechs fell down and lost his crown
and Noin help him find it after

Then up go Zechs and said to Noin
As in his arms he took her
"Here's the crown its for you"
"Lets fetch that pail of water"

So Zechs and Noin went up the hill
To fetch the pail of water,
And took it home to the Lady Une
Who thanked her son-in-law and daughter. 


Old McTreizy

Old McTreizey had a Harem, eiyaieiyaio!
Old McTreizey had a Harem, eiyaieiyaio!

And in his harem he had a Zechs, eiyaieiyaio!
With a Miri here, and a Miri there,
here Miri, there Miri,
everywhere Miri,
Old McTreizey had a Harem, eiyaieiyaio!


Old McTreizey had a Harem, eiyaieiyaio!
Old McTreizey had a Harem, eiyaieiyaio!

And in his harem he had a Wufei, eiyaieiyaio!
With an Onna here, and an Onna there,
here Onna, there Onna
everywhere Onna

here Miri, there Miri,
everywhere Miri,
Old McTreizey had a harem, eiyaieiyaio!


Old McTreizey had a Harem, eiyaieiyaio!
Old McTreizey had a Harem, eiyaieiyaio!

And in his harem he had an Une, eiyaieiyaio!
With a yes sir here, and a yes sir there,
here sir, there sir
every where yes sir

With an Onna here, and an Onna there,
here Onna, there Onna
everywhere Onna

here Miri, there Miri,
everywhere Miri,
Old McTreizey had a harem, eiyaieiyaio!


Old McTreizey had a Harem, eiyaieiyaio!
Old McTreizey had a Harem, 

Ee-Ai-Ee-Ai-OOOOO!!


*clap clap*

okay people! curtain call..

the end


Five Toes

This little gboy went to a mission;
This little gboy stayed at home;
This little gboy had a lion;
This little pig had none; (but he had a camel and lots of money)
This little pig said, "Kisama!
I can't find my way home."


Now this is what the gboys said to me, and oh boy they regret it!


One, two, three, four, five,
Once I caught a fish alive.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
But I let it go again.

Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so.
Which finger did it bite?
Bit the whole of my hand and won't let go.

Said JejeFish: Heero is yummy, Duo is too
               Trowa's a bit silent but I'm sure I can make him coo
               Quatre is nice, I don't want him to go Z S Q
               Wufei looks hostile but I'm sure I know what to do
               I just hug them all. Yes that's what I do


Okay guys see you around okay.. make noise.





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