Mother Goose: I don't remember writing violence, or sex
JejeFish: Now you know.
The Lady of OZ (that's Une) She made some tarts, (I don't know she could) All on a summer's day; The Infiltrator from L5, (that's Wufei) He stole the tarts, And took them clean away. The General of Oz (that's Treize) Called for the tarts, And beat the boy full sore; The Infiltrator from L5, Brought back the tarts, And slept with Treize and Zechs.
I dunno. I kinda find this a bit bad..
Mothergoose: Serve you right.
JejeFish: I think this is your wrath.
What are little g-boys made of, made of? What are little g-boys made of? "glares, stares, string of words, smiles and curses; And that's what little g-boys are made of." What are little g-girls made of, made of ? What are little g-girls made of? "pink and smiles, and all things not that nice; And that's what little g-girls are made of."
Okay one more, and I have to go do my laundry. And I can't think of any MotherGoose.
MotherGoose: *phew* I thought she'll never stop.
JejeFish: I'll come back with fairy tales.
MotherGoose: Anou. Nevermind.
"Where are you going, my pretty Une?" "I'm going a-shooting, sir," she said. "May I go with you, my pretty Une?" "You're kindly welcome, sir," she said. "What is your father, my pretty Une?" "My father's a soldier, sir," she said. "What is your fortune, my pretty maid?" "My attitude is my fortune, sir," she said. "Then I can't marry you, my pretty maid." "Nobody needs you any longer, sir," she said. *BANG*
Er.. and this one is not GW, but I found this amusing. I think this teaches me how to harrass MomGoose. I think this comes from silly something. I can't remember. But it's in a book.
Twinkle Twinkle little bat how I wonder what you're at Up above the world you fly like a teatray in the sky twinkle twinkle.
And for a thank you gift:
(I don't know, but somewhere around there must be a birthday boy or girl) er.. not really. its based on Mother Goose's A Week of Birthdays but er.. because she had warned me against heresy (er.. I should save my remaining life for later) so..
For everyone who had commented on my parodies
Mondays are Heero's Monday Blues and he can't stop saying Omae o Korosu-s Tuesdays make Duo happy its not to late and its not to early Wednesdays are Trowa's Meditation Days let out the stress and peace that pays Thursdays are Quatre's Tea Parties they drank so much tea they pee through their panties (er lame attempt to rhyme) Fridays are Wufei's Scowling Days things got to his nerves and he start making a facce Saturdays are Zechs' Nights Awakes all the fun things he did with Treize Sundays are Treize's Sleep days well, its everyone's sleep days too.
Mondays are for Relena she went to meetings and turned into a hyena Tuesdays are for Dorothy who went and help Relena pouring coffee and tea Wednesdays are for Noin I don't know, but she always lose a coin Thursdays are for Sally Its when she hits the patients coz they dilly dally Fridays are for Lady Une Why do you think they put Friday the thirteenth for? watch out Treize, she'll come soon. Saturdays are for Hirde okay I'm lost, i can't get her name to Rhyme oh I know: I'm sorry Hirde And Sundays are for JejeFish (ehehe, I am a female too) to tie all the gboys and girls and ozzies and demand a bedtime kiss from each! wanna join? anyone?
MotherGoose: Thats it! you're ruining my reputation!
JejeFish: Thanks.
Old King Peacecraft Was a merry old soul, And a merry old soul was he; He called for his son, And he called for his daughter, And he called for his in-laws be! And every Zechs, he had a fine young Treize, And a very fine man was he. "Twee tweedle dee, tweedle dee," went the fiddlers. Oh, there's none so rare As can compare With Relena and her husband Q.
MotherGoose: Had you not had enough?
JejeFish: Not yet.
Here we go round the OZ's compound, The OZ's compound, the OZ's compound, Here we go round the OZ's compound. On a cold and frosty morning. This is the way we fight the OZ, Fight the OZ, Fight the OZ, This is the way we fight the OZ, On a cold and frosty morning. This is the way we blow the OZ, Blow the OZ, blow the OZ, This is the way we blow the OZ, On a cold and frosty morning. This is the way we self-destruct, Self-destruct, self-destruct This is the way we self-destruct, On a cold and frosty morning. This is the way we clean the mess, clean the mess, clean the mess, This is the way we clean the mess, On a cold and frosty morning.
Heero: JejeFish, stop already.
Duo: Can I go now? I'm bored.
Trowa: Stop, please?
(JejeFish: *stare in disbelief* I.. actually manage to make Trowa say something!! *laughs*)
Quatre: Can I bribe you to stop?
Wufei: Onna, stop already.
Zechs: You're teaching them how to DESTROY us?
Noin: I can't believe it, a FISH giving military lessons
Une: Damn. I can't sleep tonight
Treize: Our DIGNITY! Call the security!
Neko: Damn. She did it again.