Umm mankind no da!


Howdy, peeps. Anyway, this is a fic from Chibi Sans snippet. I think
this would be worse, and by no means gonna be challenging the funniness
and the cuteness and the mindboggling snippet! okay, this is not as
good, this might be worse. For Chibi Sans, please, please forgive me!!!


A bit of AU, methinks. But have fun, like me having a wonderful time
writing this fic, and oh yah, this fic is dedicated to the 500th hit of
GWML and the 10,000th hit of the Egg, which belongs to somebody (I *AM*
not good with names).

I am very very disoriented after the power shutdown in work the other
day and so am not in the very best mood of actually writing nice fics.
(not like the pasts are nice anyway).

One more warning, Crazi-ness alert, expect traces of Sesame Street,
Thundercats and Voltron. Probably Power Rangers too! Crazy Romp! please
delete if you hate me!


Mankind, And This Thing About It
---------------------------------

It had been a busy week for the whole of Rommefellar Foundation, very
busy indeed. They are to prepare for the Galaxy Peace Day celebration,
which will host several of the most astounding people of the Universe.
Representatives from the Alpha Centauri, from the Outer Quadrants, from
the leading Pacifist Kingdom of Sanc, and more. Queen Relena herself
would be presenting the welcoming speech. 

The day arrived and the reception suite of the Foundation was full of
great heads of countries and quadrants milling around, each with their
regalia. Of the most important people around are the Queen of Sanc
herself, Prince Lotor and Lord Zedd. The testimonial of the two
warlordsd at how the Queen managed to talk them over to make peace with
their enemies were just priceless and worth repeating again and again.

Back in the Office Room of the Sanc Kingdom, things weren't really full
of sunshine and smiles as was in the reception lunch. Dorothy, Queen
Relena's own confidante was sweating cold and biting her fingernails
anxiously. She thought she had brought the speech folder with her, but
now it was gone. 

The pageboys and butlers, countless soldiers and servants were summoned
to go search for the file containing the precious speech paper. Dorothy
knew that as tame as this occasion would be, if Relena wasn't able to
present anything useful to the public, the peace that they built above
blood and sweat of countless warriors would go to waste.

Suddenly she found a pink folder on a table at the corner of the room.
She could feel her heart leapt with joy as she read the deep black
writing of a marker pen: "Mankind Speech: Draft". There were scrawls
and scratches, postscripts and others on the pages following and
Dorothy dismissed it as the draft copy for the proper speech. She would
just have to copy everything neatly and handed it to her Queen well
before the speech starts and all would be fine.

She boarded the Kingdom's Helicopter, heading towards the Foundation
building, copying and humming to herself.

***

Relena held the paper before her and glanced at her
audience. She cleared her throught, composing herself.

She then opened the folder and stared at the neat handwriting of
Dorothy. She smiled. But something in the speech was not quite right
even though she didn't couldn't really place what.

She proceded anyway. "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, head of
states and generals. May I extend the warmest welcome from the Earth
Federation to everyone. I would like to welcome especially Lord Zedd
and Prince Lotor, who had just joined the peace alliance." With that
beams of smile from the audience came like the sunshine. And all was
fine. Dorothy sighed, and so did Pargon. Relena was doing well.

Cheetara nudged her new found friend, Noin and smiled, "A good Queen
you have."

Noin just smiled and nodded, "Yep, my sister-in-law."

Cheetara could do nothing but smile, Noin sure have a nice bright
future. She had seen her husband, Ambassador Milliard Peacecraft. A
very agreeable man, who made quick friends with Lion-O, Panthera and
even the twins and even Snarf! Then she concentrated back to Relena's
speech.

>"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look
>at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up
>of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do
>these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so
>is mankind."

Relena paused. Then looked back to her audience.
Pargon looked like he was either trying to keep from
laughing or about to fall over in shock. She
sweatdropped and looked to the other occupant of the
room.

Jaws were dropping across the room, stares of disbelief graced almost
every visage of the attendees. She couldn't believe herself. She looked
to Pargon, but he couldn't say a thing, she turned to Noin for help,
but Noin looked dazed, as so her friend Cheetara. 

"Dorothy?" 
"Yes, Relena-sama?" the girl purred.
"Are you /sure/ this is how I should open my speech to
the Rommafeller Foundation?"

Dorothy stuttered away, not knowing what to do. Surely she had taken
the right folder, but still, yes, she did feel something was really
wrong. But she was too late.

"Go. gomen, Relena-sama.."

Suddenly Lord Zedd jumped from his seat, "This IS farce. This is WHAT I
agreed to join forces, and make peace with! i declare WAR!!!"

Prince Lotor too jumped from his feet and declared the same. And soon,
almost half of the room jumped to their feet demanding war. 

Relena, Pargon and the Preventers guard tried to lower down the
commotion, stuttering endless chains of apologies. But to no avail.

Then Count von Count, from the far side of Sesame Street Quadrant came
up, "Greetings, Queen Relena! I am the Count von Count. They call me
the Count because I love to count things One, two, three, four...there
are so many vonderful things, var, var. One person vanted var, two,
three, four, five, six, hahahaha..."

Lightning flashed.

And Relena woke up clutching her blanket.

And everything was just a bad dream.

~OWARI!!!

So? what do you think? tell me!! please?