I'm on Easter break. Which means three weeks of sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, and even more sleep. So... might as well. I'll be reading fics too... for once, maybe noise... but don't expect too much from me. Its just I need something to vent my frustration over work.
And for once a non-yaoi from me. You know what frustration can bring. Anyway. Disclaimers. I don't own any, I wanted to, but I can't.
"Waa. Mission Accomplished." The five pilots walked into their apartment. As they stepped into the living area they could smell food and all delicious stuff. They hadn't known they're so food deprived until.
*grumble grumble*
"Oops. Whose stomach is that?"
Then a head stuck out from the kitchen. "We heard that! Hi, welcome home"
"Thanks Relena. Are all the girls in there too?"
"Yes. Of course. Now you all sit down and act like good boys. Food will be out in a minute!"
"Onnas. Always ordering around."
A few snickers from the boys who already settled themselves around the table, and...
"CHANG WUFEI! I heard that!"
"Yes, Meiran. Gomen." then Wufei froze. "Mei... ran?"
All four girls stuck their head out from the kitchen door and clicked the recorder button. "Haha, gotcha. Works every time!"
"Onna."
So then the 'Ladies of KitchenWorld' spilled out delicious food, out from the kitchen, up onto the table and into the boys mouth.
"Nice." Heero said.
"Thanks." Relena said as she placed a small kiss on the boy's cheek.
"Oi! Ojousan! Can't wait already is it?" Duo teased and winked.
Relena smiled sheepishly and Heero blushed.
"By the way, people," Catherine said, loud enough for everyone to hear. "Its not done yet, we still have deserts."
"Deserts? You women pampering us all." Quatre cut in.
"Anything for my brother and his friends." Iria said.
"Thanks, neesan!" Quatre flung his arms around Iria's neck.
"Well... Desert is... Jell-O and Ice-cream a la Meiran."
"Meiran again, Meiran again! What? You are all teasing me?" Wufei scowled. He missed her. Every time they went for missions he would be reminded of Meiran.
"Don't be such a spoilsport, Husband. Its really me." Meiran stepped out of the kitchen with a tray of jellos and ice-creams.
"Me... me.. Meiran!!" Wufei stuttered as he pointed to her direction. "But how?"
"Let just say, hell rejected me. And no pointing, young man. Its not polite."
Wufei withdrew his finger and placed his hands on the table, his eyes following Meiran's movements, until she sat beside him. Wufei looked around the table and found out that all his friends acted normally, some trying to suppress their laughter.
"Okay, what's this about? I know I am the only one who don't know about this."
"Well, believe me. We're all surprised when Meiran showed up on the doorstep too. Its very..."
"But I was at her burial."
"We all were."
"Hey, stop it already, okay. They said I'm not in the books yet, okay. So they kinda like sent me back here. Of course the true story is longer than that."
"Hn. Okay. I'll buy that for now, considering my life's been cut short now."
"There, there, Husband, you'll be fine."
"Your Jell-O is as destructive as ever." Wufei commented.
"Your vocabulary is quite monotonous already. Go read some more."
"Er... people. I think we should let these two catch up with each other, ne?" Relena said. "And Heero need to write the report, do you not?"
"Don't remind me." Heero groaned.
"And we, have a lot more of catching up to do." Hirde tugged at Duo's sleeve.
"And us sisters need their brothers in the kitchen." Iria winked at Catherine.
"Alright. Clean the table we go..." Catherine chirped.
And for all they know, the table's clean, and they're both staring at each other trying to figure out what's happening.
Heero had started typing mission reports with Relena scooping Jell-O's for him. Loud giggles coming from Duo and Hirde's room, and pots and pans and running water in the kitchen.
"Er... Meiran."
"Yes?"
"Missed you."
"Is that all that you can say?"
"What else do you want me to say, Onna?"
"I don't know. Something that would make me feel really good after coming back from a grave would be nice."
"Like?"
"I love you."
"I love you too, Meiran."
"Parrot!"
"Hey!"
"What, parrot! I love you, I love you, spawrk, spawrk, I love you." Meiran laughed.
"You've just came back from the dead, doesn't mean you could tease me!"
"Hohoho!" Meiran flung her arms around Wufei and pulled him closer, "I love you."
"I'll show you: 'I love you'" Wufei pushed his wife onto the table.
From the kitchen, "Not the table..." Trowa groaned to Catherine who's wiping the plates dry. "I've just wiped it clean." He whispered.
"I'll do it for you next, if you want." Quatre smirked.
"Let see if you could still smirk if I let my lion had his way on your Abdul."
"Hey not fair!!"
Then... a really satiated, "Oooh Wufei!" floated in the air.
The four in the kitchen blushed beet red, Heero in the living room forgot how to type, Relena froze with a smirk, but Duo and Hirde are nowhere to be found on earth.