16-Aug-2000
Okay...like...I had this dream...and the GW boys were real..and they
were on MTV...TRL actually...and...they were a boy band. The
Gundamstreet Boys.
Warnings: Weird! Fluffy! Cussin' Quatre! Boy band bashing!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that's in this fic. Nuff said.
Once upon a time, in Times Square, there was a show named TRL. A man named Carson Daly hosted it. Every day, they would count down the top ten requested videos and get a guest to talk about what they were doing and help host the show. Today, the hottest boy band ever was appearing. The Gundamstreet Boys. Girls had come, screaming and jumping, sporting Tro-Bangs and Du-Braids.
Trowa was the lead singer and he had an Australian accent.
"So, us mates were in tha gerage and thought "'ey mates, let's grab ou' kangaroos and 'op to america! We'd make an exellent boy band!" he said.
"That like, TOTALLY dude! Quatre's totally out of whack kangaroo tried to eat my braid! But the ride over the ocean was totally narly!" said Duo, the surfer.
Quatre the rowdy and wild one of the group yelled "Yeah? Yeah? Whatcha mean my 'outta whack kangaroo'? You wanna make somethin' out of it, you mother bleeping homefry! You better get the bleep outta here, bro!"
Heero, a shy and gentle one said: "Hey, hey, guys, can't we all just get along? I'm sure if we just have some strawberry ice cream-"
Wufei, the guy everyone likes said: "Uh, guys, I think what Heero's trying to say is..."
All of the sudden, 2together, Silverchair, and The Backstreet Boys come in!
BSB: "What are you guys doin', stealing our name and our style?"
Brian of BSB: "You! Quatre dude! I'm the one with the heart problem!" attack
Howie of BSB: "I'm the one with the ponytail! ME ME ME!" attack
2together: "Grr! We're the band with the cliches! WE'RE THE SPOOF BAND!" attack
Silverchair: "We're the grungey band from Australia!" attack
Savage Garden in the audience: "Hey, we are too!" join in
Chris of *NSYNC joins in too, screeching like a crow: "MYYY BRAAAIIIIIDDDDSS!"
Carson Daly walks in front of the fight, which is now a big free for all, and talks to the camera. "Well uh, that's good. See ya tomorrow, on TRL!"
end credits with various screenshots, Heero with his hands on his cheeks screaming (a la Home Alone), Nick Carter being bitch slapped by Duo's braid, lead singer Daniel (what's his last name?) of Silverchair being punched by Wufei's kangaroo. Etc etc...all ending with the audience of screaming girls chanting "Carson! Carson!"
End!
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