27 Jun 2000
Title: Sharp Dressed Man
Author: BelleMorte lion@pc-intouch.com
Archive: Anywhere. Just contact me if you want to.
Category: Vid/Kareoke fic
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Just plain weird...shounen-ai.
Disclaimer: I don't own GW. The song belongs to ZZ Top.
*intro music*
[The boys are at a bar after a very boring mission concerning a very fancy schmancy dinner and getting information from some people without harming them. They are all dressed in very nice suits. After a few..erm, alot of drinks, they notice the kareoke stage. Quatre, being wonderfully drunk, decides to try it out...]
"Clean shirt, new shoes
and I don't know where I am goin' to."
[Quatre sings horribly off-key, no one cares.]
"Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why."
[He seductively throws his jacket to Trowa, while swinging his tie over his head]
"They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."
[Secretly, Dorothy is in a booth behind the other boys, swooning.
"Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain't missin' a single thing."
[Quatre flaunts his jewelery]
"And cufflinks, stick pin,
when I step out I'm gonna do you in."
[He suggestively winks at Trowa, who blushes.
"They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."
[Dorothy moves out of her seat just a bit...still drooling, thinking the wink is for her]
"Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry coz my wallet's fat."
[He throws some cash in the air, people dive and jump to grab some]
Black shades, white gloves,
lookin' sharp and lookin' for love.
[Still looking at Trowa, he licks his lips and mouths the word "Only you."]
"They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl grazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."
[Everyone applauds. But Dorothy has gone out of her mind. She runs on stage and tackles him. Quatre passes out]
The End!
Yeah, the Dorothy thing might have been a bit much, I guess. I dunno, I had to do something for the chorus.
C&C...pretti please???
BelleMorte
Please send comments to: lion@pc-intouch.com