30-Oct-2000
Title: BelleMorte
Author: Belle Morte (lion@pc-intouch.com)
Archive: GW Addiction and anywhere else, just ask!
Category: Humor, fluff, songfic/filk
Pairings: Various
Warnings: Slight yaoi, hetero, light language, wrote with hentai-ness in
mind!
Notes: [blah] designates actions or screen-shots or scenes.
Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING! The song, Rock DJ, is by Robbie Williams, and was edited by me in this filk. Thank you.
A black screen is all that is seen, until a light is turned on, dim at first and then brighter. Brighter, gradually growing like a forest fire. Soon, the whole screen is a bunch of glowing, flashing neon lights until it stops, and there is only one spotlight, shining on our dearest Quatre Reberba Winner. He is wearing black leather pants, so tight that even Trowa would envy them. On his torso, he wears a loose frilly (and not to mention sexy) bright blood red silk shirt. Altogether, the choice of clothing leaves us with an utterly hot, steamy and wonderfully tasty image of Quatre, completely covering up his normally angelic visage and saving it for later use. A honky-tonk beat starts and Quatre taps his foot to it, soon his whole body giving into it. He holds the microphone up to his sensuous mouth and begins to sing.
Quatre:
Me in the Zer-o
Kickin' at with your torso
[Scene of Quatre in Zero System mode, beating up an OZ mobile suit.]
Boys getting high
And the girls even more so
[Relena about to take a sniff of a glue stick from her desk, then she notices the camera and puts it away, smiling nervously.]
Wave your hands if you're not with the man
[Noin waves frantically.]
Can I kick it?
Quatre´s Sisters:
Yes you can!
Quatre:
I got
Q´s Sisters:
Funk
Quatre:
You got
QS:
Soul
Quatre + Sisters:
We got everybody
Quatre (winking suggestively at the camera) :
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
It's time to move your body
Babylon back in business
[Abdul and a couple other Maguanacs in red fezzes, grinning behind a shop counter.]
Can I get a witness
Every girl every man
[OZ soldiers getting their groove on.]
Rashid can you hear me?
Maguanacs can you feel me?
Need permission to land.
[Rashid giving the signal as Quatre lands his Sandrock]
I don't wanna rock, Doro-thay
But you're making me feel so nice
[Dorothy in total bitch gear, black teddy and whip ready to go.]
When's it gonna stop, Doro-thay
Cause you're keepin' me up all night
[Dorothy cracks her whips and grins devilishly.]
Singin' in the classes
Music for your masses
[Duo listening to his walkman while reading his bible.]
Give no head
No backstage passes
[Zechs and Treize, Zechs covering his mouth, Treize protecting his rear (literally).]
I´ll ask you to surrender
I'll be quite polite
[Quatre mouthing "Please surrender," to his enemies, true affection in his eyes,]
But when I rock the mike
I rock the mike (right)
[Quatre blasts them to bits anyway]
You got no love then, you're with the wrong man
It's time to move your body
[Sally secretly wishing for love, then she meets Wufei.]
If you can't get a man but your best friend can
It's time to move your body
[Duo jealously looking at Quatre with Trowa.]
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby just tease me
Got no family planned
Quatre´s father: Yeah RIGHT!
Rashid can you hear me?
Maguanacs can you feel me?
Need permission to land
[Rashid going "3, 2, 1, go!"]
I don't wanna rock, Doro-thay
But you're making me feel so nice
[Quatre in complete ecstasy.]
When's it gonna stop, Doro-thay
Cause you're keepin' me up all night
[Quatre sleeping soundly until Dorothy wakes him up for more. He looks at the camera and shrugs and pounces her.]
I don't wanna rock, Doro-thay
But you're making me feel so nice
[Q and D wrestlin´, nuff said.]
When's it gonna stop, Doro-thay
Cause you're keepin' me up all night
[Quatre sleeping again while Dorothy creeps up on him. "Not again!" Quatre
means sleepily.]
Pimpin' ain't easy
Most of them try to eat me
Every night
[Quatre running from extremely obese female who´s yelling, "Just one bite!"]
Pimpin' ain't easy
But if you're sellin' it
Duo with Quatre:
Sellin´ it
Quatre´s sisters with Duo and Quatre:
Sellin´ it...
Quatre breaks the note and winks. He thrusts his hips suggestively while yelling:
It's alright!
[The honky-tonk beat continues as Quatre and the others REALLY get their groove on. (Does the phrase Hot-Hot-Hot-Sweat-Sweet come to mind? ^_^)
Quatre:
Come on!
I don't wanna rock, Doro-thay
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna to stop Doro-thay
'Cause you're keepin' me up all night
[All the others G-girls and guys tag-along and joins the orgy fest.]
I don't wanna rock, Doro-thay
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, Doro-thay
'Cause you're keepin' me up all night
[Light grows dimmer and dimmer, the spotlight is shown on Quatre again. He winks one last time until the screen is completely black.]
End!
Belle "I wanna screw too! *sniffle*" Morte
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