27 October 2000
Title: How GW Character Eats a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup
Author: BelleMorte (lion@pc-intouch.com)
Archive: GW Addiction and anywhere else, just ask!
Category: humor, fluff
Warnings: Silliness
Notes: taberu means 'to eat'
Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING! Thank you.
And now, without further ado, the ficlet!
Heero Yuy
Heero glares at the bright orange package, aiming his gun on it. Coldly, he shoots the package open, loudly and precisely. Taking out a cup, he glares at it and then shouts:
"Omae o taberu!"
Duo Maxwell
Duo grins, balancing four peanut butter cups on his finger. Then, with a swift movement of his hand, he flips them into the air, sending them about seven feet high and then catches them all in his mouth.
"Mmm....good breakfast."
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Trowa Barton
Silently, Trowa tests the wind with his finger. Looking around he pitches the cups all in the air. He does a few triple axel things in the air and catches them all in his mouth. He lands, smiles and makes a thumbs up.
"..."
Quatre Raberba Winner
Quatre does not even touch the package. He leans back in his big leather arm chair and yells out:
"I want to eat some peanut butter cups!"
Right away, about 10 of his minions come running, one carrying the package, another carrying another if that is not enough for his young master and one other minion carrying two packages, just in case the first two are not good enough. Two others make Quatre more comfortable as he opens his mouth, one other makes sure he's not too comfortable, so that Quatre won't choke. The first servant opens the package and slips a chocolate cup into Quatre's mouth. As he chews, everyone watches intensely, Quatre swallows and everyone sighs a breath of relief.
Quatre looks at the camera and grins, "I love eating peanut butter cups."
Wufei Chang
Cups in place, katana in hand, mind set and he is off. Wufei utters a cry and vicious cuts the cups in small, equal pieces. He scoops the pieces up with his sword and slips them all into his mouth. Chewing, he grunts quietly, "The taste of justice..."
Relena Peacecraft
Relena sits in bed, leaning against a million pink pillows and opens a Reeses package. Slipping one out, she wrinkles her nose in distaste. She rings a little bell and Pargan comes in. She whispers something in his ear and he nods, taking the package of candy away and leaves. A little later he comes back, another package of peanut butter cups in hand. Relena opens the package and smiles. She bites into her PINK chocolate peanut butter cup.
Dorothy Catalonia
"You dare oppose me, you tasty chocolate peanut butter treats?!" Dorothy screams. She spears 5 on her fencing sword and eats them off of it like shishkabob.
End!
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