24 Aug 2000
Title: Where is my Hairbrush
Author: BelleMorte
Category: Fluffy humor!
Archive: GW Addiction please!
Pairing: None
Spoilers: See Pairing
Notes: I cooked this up while babysitting my friend's cousins and watching a
video with them.
Warnings: Partial nudity, hints of shounen ai.
Disclaimer: I do not own GW or the song. The song is by Larry the Cucumber,
from Veggietales.
"The Hairbrush Song"
Belle: Our story begins as Quatre, having just finished his morning shower, is searching for his hairbrush. Not having any luck, Quatre starts to sing....
"Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where, oh, where oh, where!... is my hairbrush?"
Belle: Heero, rushing in as soon as he hears Quatre's cries, stops dead in his tracks. Embarrassed and slightly turned on by the sight of Quatre clad only in a towel, he replies:
"I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"
Quatre sings joyously:
"Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there!... is my hairbrush?"
Belle: After hearing his joyous noise, Trowa enters the living room. Shocked and slightly turned on at the sight of Quatre in a towel, he regains his composure and comments:
"Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have that much hair!
Belle: Quatre is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. Not enough hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Quatre wonders ...
"No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair!... for my hairbrush."
Belle: Having heard his wonderings, Wufei enters the scene. Shocked and slightly turned on at the sight of Larry in a towel, Wufei straightens up and confesses ...
"Quatre, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to Duo- 'cause he's got more hair!"
Belle: Feeling a deep sense of loss, Quatre stumbles back and wails...
"Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"
Belle: Alert of his wails, Duo enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Quatre and Duo are shocked and slightly turned on at the sight of....each other. But recognizing Quatre's generosity, Duo is thankful ...
Duo: Thanks for the hairbrush.
Belle: Yes, good has been done here. Duo exits the scene. Quatre smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out ...
Quatre: Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. Take care, take care!... of my hairbrush.
Belle: The End!
Yay!
Duo: You made me be the PEACH?
Um...so you wouldn't be in office.
Duo: So I wouldn't be a peach in office?
Um no...I mean....impeached?
Duo: *sweatdrop*
Belle "Peachy keen" Morte
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