18 Nov 2000
Heh... I was talking to AstroKender and I had a picture of Heero as a carrot...how could I resist? Gomen nasai, Joyce, if it seems like I'm copying your commercial idea! I'm not, or, I'm trying my best not to! Gomen!
Title: Gourmet Wing: The Fashion Show
Author: Belle Morte ((lion@pc-intouch.com)
Archive: GW Addiction and anywhere else, just ask!
Category: Fluff and silliness for everyone!
Pairings: Various
Warnings: Yaoi, shounen ai, self-insertation, slight Relena bashing and one lemon!
Notes: Be warned! You may never look at food the same way again!
Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING! Thank you.
Feedback: YES!!!
<moo> means off-screen noise
::baa:: means actions
::Belle picks up a microphone and waves to everyone:: Hey all, and welcome to my Gundam Wing Gourmet Fashion Show! My name's Belle Morte, but you can call me Belle. For your viewing pleasure, I would now like to introduce my fruitated GW characters. First is a couple I'm sure you'll all recognize...
<Duo: Incredibly good looking too!>
Belle: Let's give it up for....Heero Yuy as a carrot! ::Heero walks in dressed in a carrot costume, mumbling and giving off death-glares::
Belle: And Duo Maxwell as a lemon! (AN: I told you there was a lemon!) ::Duo bounds in and waves cheerfully, hugging his koi:: Notice that Heero's costume is made of 100% percent polyester, while Duo's lemon completely cotton!
Duo: Ohayo! Whatsup, huh? Where's the snacks? I don't see any food!
::Belle sweatdrops:: ^_^;; That's later, Duo-dear. Next is that incredible, edible, masked blonde, please welcome, Zechs Marquis, the grape! Accompanying him is Trieze Khushranada, starring as a peach!
::Zechs and Trieze come in at opposite sides of the room and stare at each other::
Zechs: A peach?
Treize: Belle said it complimented my complexion! My...what are you...a grape...?
Zechs: Yep...Concord, if I might say so myself.
Trieze: Yes you are! ::suddenly glomps Zechs' grape costumed self:: Come, my lightening count! Let us make beautiful wine together! ::they run off somewhere else::
<Door slams>
::Everyone else sweat drops::
Duo: Man, Belle, I knew you said they'd hit it off but this....
Belle: Commercial!
::a white screen is seen, the camera pans left and Colonel Une, buns, white tights, glasses and all, is standing, there's a close up on her face::
Be Colonel....
::screen changes and Lady Une, with her hair down, is now seen::
Be Lady...
Just Be....
TK: Personality. A new scent from Trieze Khushranada.
Une: It's enough to make you split.
Belle: Hey again, welcome back! Trieze and Zechs are um, being taken care of right now, let's get on with the show. Next, straight from the circus tent, that wonderful brother and sister act....Trowa Barton and Catherine Bloom! ::Catherine walks on stage cheerfully as a prickly pear and waves, while Trowa, a block of Swiss cheese, does his famous flip thingy next to her::
Belle: Catherine's prickly pear costume was designed and created by Cathy herself, the spikes are made of the same metal as her throwing knives.
::Catherine walks up to Belle (but not too close!) and whispers something to her::
Belle: What's that? Oh, alright. Catherine would like to add that, although a major fashion statement, this costume can also be used in self-defense as well as cooking! While Trowa was originally supposed to be a block of gouda, we needed a hole for his hair and decided that Swiss was the better choice. Thank you, Trowa and Catherine.
That's it for today! Tune in later for more of:
Everyone (minus Zechs and Trieze): The Gundam Wing Gourmet Fashion Show!
Zechs: Oh my Gods, you peachy Trieze you!
TBC
Belle "Was that good enough?" Morte
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