06-Nov-2000
Okay, I thought this thing up when an admiring fan e-mailed me after reading the Reeses' fic. I'm sorry I can't remember your name, but thanks a lot!
Title: Gundam Wing: The Geico Commercial
Author: BelleMorte (lion@pc-intouch.com)
Archive: GW Addiction and anywhere else, just ask!
Category: Fluff!
Pairings: None
Warnings: Absolute madness is romping about!
Notes: Fic is best viewed while drinking soda, but please be warned, the
soda may go places other than your mouth. ^_~
Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING! Thank you.
"It's happening again, Colonel," the young OZ soldier said to the older woman standing next to him.
Lady Une adjusted her glasses, "What is?"
"Code Vermillion," answered the nervous boy.
"Get the others rounded up at once and send them to the place of the emergency! Now!" Lady Une barked urgently.
"Yes, Ma'am!"
_Scene changes to a desert. It all looks pretty...well, deserted, except for one this. Normal deserted deserts do not bounce up and down._
OZ soldiers stare at the jumping desert nervously, bouncing with it. Suddenly a hatch opens and Quatre Winner is seen in Sandrock bouncing at 125 jumps a minute. He yells over the speaker:
"I just saved hundreds of dollars by switching to Geico!"
The soldiers look at each other and arch an eyebrow.
The End!
Belle "Feedback! PLEASE?!" Morte
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