Yay people liked my fic! *dances* I guess that means I'll have to continue...well, here it goes.

Disclaimer: I dun own GW. 'Nuff said.

 

Quatre's Birthday by Belle Morte

Part 2

 

"Not a girl...I'll show them...I'm a real boy..." said a black clad stranger.

In the dining room a few hours later...

"Mah....head....mah...head...mah head is full o' peanuts..." sang Duo before he passed out.

"....*hiccup*....peanuts...." Trowa commented.

"Peanuts o' jushtish.." Wufei added.

"Peanuts o korosu.." Heero threatened.

Just then a loud speaker boomed...and very masculinely too. "Bwahaha! I see my friends have passed out...Abdul! Rashid! Cous-Cous! And anyone else...please return my friends to...their rooms."

The Arabians recognized the voice and each took a drunken Gundam Pilot.

 


 

The next day...

"What the %&%&*%*&%&*%&*%&%@$##!!!!!!?????" was said in unison when our drunken pilots woke up.

"Tehehe...hehe....bwahahahahahaha hahah!!!!" giggled an insane-worse- than-a-Zero-system-Quatre-on-crack-and-prozac Quatre.

In Trowa's room..

Trowa stared into the mirror. Checked his pulse, took a few deep breaths, and pinched himself. Then he started picking at the little pink bows that had been Super Glued to his unibang. Then he tried to untie the bow that fastened this lilac colored dress to his back, only to figure out it with tied in the only place in his back he couldn't reach, no matter how much he tried. He then went to his closet and discovered his clothes had been coveted. He sighed and decided that maybe he should stay inside today..

In Duo's room...

Our friend Duo wasn't so unfortunate. He had a neon pink skirt, which he could take off easily, and a halter top. He changed into his regular pants and pulled out his white shirt. As he turned around in the mirror to see the halter top tie, he saw it.

"FRENCH BRAID?!?!?!?!"

In Heero's room..

Heero woke up with a moan. 'Stupid alcohol' he grumbled as he got up. He put his hands on his hips, still wearing the clothes he wore yesterday. 'Hm?' he felt something....soft...silky...he looked down. Sea foam green satin tank top...Pink spandex with daisy lace.

"Omae o korosu!!"

And last but not least Wuffy's room...

His clothes, still snow white. His hair, bow free. His swords...had little daisies and dandilions etched into them. His Nataku shrine...doused with baby power pink...nail polish.

And Quatre had been watching every moment of it. He pressed a button in his secret spy lab in an underground cave. Very Batman like.

"Rashid?" he asked.

"Yes, Master Quatre?" Rashid answered.

"Prepare the holographic machine. Set it for the rooms of the other pilots."

"Live to serve, Master Quatre." Rashid replied went to do his Master's orders.

"Good morning..." said a familiar voice.

In their seperate rooms, each pilot turned around to see a holographic Quatre, and his 29 sisters in the backround.

"Onnas!!!!" Wufei screamed...like a girl if I must add.

"Quatre!!! My dress, my dress! He's wearing my dress!" yelled one named Lydia.

"Eeek!!!! My NAIL POLISH!" Becky screamed.

"My shorts! He stole my shorts!!! And that one has Linda's HALTER TOP! EWW! PERVERTS!!" one named Heidi shrieked.

"My my my...wearing my sister's clothing...though yellow looks like your color Duo.." Quatre said smugly.

"Really? I thought it wasn't that-- wait a minute!!! I sure as hell know I didn't dress like this on purpose!!!" Duo looked at Quatre. "Hey...it was you..."

"Me?" Quatre said modestly. "How could *I* know to tie such bows and bells?" He gestured to his gray silk blazer, dark turtleneck and black pants. "Maybe YOU are the ones who are so feminine."

The others just glared or gawked. "Oh and Heero, please do lighten up on the red lipstick, it's not your color."

Heero touched his lips and looked at his fingers, he hadn't noticed.

"Well, I'll have the servants bring you guys some new clothes..and have the girls help you. In the mean while, listen to some music while you're waiting." And with that, he turned the machine off.

"Good job ladies." he said to his sisters and gave them each a hug.

"No problem, little brother. The long haired one was so fun to play with." Iria smiled and left with the other girls.

'Oh, and musn't forget the music,' Quatre remembered and flicked a button.

In Duo's room..

Mumbling and grumbling over with, Duo heard a song he had remembered from L2...an American song...

"Dude looks like a LADY?!"

 


End Part 2

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