06-Nov-2000
Title: Wufei's Mission or Call 1-800-CALL-ATT
Author: BelleMorte (lion@pc-intouch.com)
Archive: GW Addiction and anywhere else, just ask!
Category: Fluffiness!
Pairings: None
Warnings: Best viewed with graham crackers. Why? I HAVE NO IDEA! *laughs
insanely*
Notes: Thank you, cheese_penguin for the idea.
Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING! Thank you.
Quatre Raberba Winner leaned back in his desk chair and picked up the receiver to the phone. He was done with work and about to call Trowa and suggest a night of kissing and snuggling and maybe some other things too when Wufei ran in, took the phone from him and slammed it down. Quatre looked at him incredulously.
"What's the matter with you?"
"Have you no justice! You were about to dial 0 weren't you?!"
"Well...yes..." Quatre bit his lip.
"Kisama! You ought to be an onna! Calling 1-800-CALL-ATT would be more efficient and save you a buck or two!"
"I'm sorry! I just thought that since I had so much money-"
"You thought nothing of the sort, rich onna boy! Didn't you know that dialing 0, and considering how much you call your clown, will reduce how much money you have by a lot of money!"
"Oh my!" Quatre gasped, astonished.
"Let me see you move those fingers!" Wufei barked. "Right down the center, C-A-L-L A-T-T!" Quatre dialed quickly and look at Wufei, who smiled with a glow of justice.
"My job here is done!" Wufei said and ran off to stop some other ignorant citizen.
The End!
Belle "Like it, huh?" Morte
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