July 24, 2000
Inspired by the recent safe sex thread on the GWML...
Warnings: OOC. TWT. PWP. Squicky. Citrus implications.
For Ana-koi. ::hugs:: It's late. Good night,
everyone.
"Oh, Zechs," Heero moaned, tossing his head from side to side on the pillow as the blonde man continued to ravage his mouth, his hands flying up and down his long, muscled torso. "ZECHS! Come on, just _take_ me!" Happy to oblige, he lowered himself between Heero's parted knees and was about to thrust forward when Heero froze.
"Shit! Do you have something?!"
"Have something?" The Lightning Count was struck dumb
(ouch! just couldn't resist--bee) and then grinned lecherously. "Of course, I have something that's been wanting to get inside you for a very long time..." Heero made a snorting-sniffling noise and drew his legs together.
"I mean a condom, you dork." He made a strange movement with his hands that Zechs supposed was supposed to be him unrolling one. "Don't you use them?"
"I--I--can't say I have," he said at last. "Not with Treize anyw--Oops." The Japanese pilot's eyebrows drew together dangerously. "I mean--oh hell, I'm hornier than God and I really really really need it no~ow!" he wailed, beating on his lover's stomach with gentle fists. The eyebrows narrowed further. "I mean-- I love you and I would never want to force you into something you didn't want to do, so I'm going to go buy some, okay?!" Heero smiled and nodded, waving goodbye to his soon-to-be-lover as he wrapped a blanket around himself and promptly fell asleep.
Where could he buy condoms? He smiled as he saw a CVS open and stepped inside, only to find twelve men in front of him, looking twitchy in loose robes and long coats. One of these was the pilot 02, who stood out because he wore normal clothes instead of those that looked like they'd been hurriedly pulled on in the dark. He didn't want to know why he wanted sheepskin condoms and two bottles of shaving cream...
Surprisingly, the person in front of him was a girl. Impressed with her daring, he tapped her on the shoulder, and screeched as his sister turned around and plastered her face with a large smile. "You too?" she sighed, placing her box on the counter. Zechs choked.
"Um, yes. Who's yours for?" he inquired as he moved to the counter beside her.
"Dorothy," she replied simply, taking the white plastic CVS bag carefully in hand. "You know how things are," she sighed.
Images of his sister and Dorothy doing the monkey dance of love swarmed his mind; he suddenly felt sick to his stomach. "And yours?" she prodded as they raced out to the parking lot.
"...Heero," he admitted. Her eyes went wide.
"That's so kawaii! Aw..." She glomped him, then disappeared, noting that he stared after her an awfully long time. "Geez, what's he so nervous about? It's so sweet that he'll run out in the middle of the night to buy Sleepytime tea for his friends! *I* do it," she said, talking to no one again, "there's nothing to be ashamed of..."
Zechs immediately woke his sleeping partner and lifted his hips with firm fingers. Heero yawned and his forehead creased in disapproval. "Where's the lube?"
"Lube?!" A tic began to beat beneath his right eye. "Lube? What do you mean, you're all stretched..." Heero made a sound of disapproval.
"You're either not very experienced or used to being on top, huh? It fucking hurts when you don't use lube," he said knowingly. "So..." Heero gestured broadly towards the coat he'd just shed.
He nodded gruffly at Wufei as he saw the young Chinese man approach the counter with a white jar. "You too?" he laughed.
Wufei snorted. "I'll have to be careful next time who I pick to spend the rest of my life with..." Zechs nodded distractedly in agreement and hurried out the store, back to his lover. Wufei, who hadn't noticed, continued, "Damn these onnas for needing Nair in the middle of the night! It's not as if anyone at the beach will care if she's got hairy legs..."
"Got the lube," Zechs announced as he entered the room. "You ready?" he asked. "Cuz I'm about ready to throw you onto the bed and screw you silly."
Heero yawned, then smirked, resting his head on Zech's lap.
"Goody!...Lube?"
"Check!"
"Condom?"
"Check!" He grinned down at Heero, who was purring contentedly like a cat. "What are you--No, damn you, don't go to sleep!!"
~owari~
o.0; That was strange.
Bianca
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