October 23, 2000
Dominated Love Slave or "That little slut!!!"
By RiaRia and Beebee
Words by Green Day
Warnings: Everyone is completely OOC. ^_~
For some reason, this was really amusing last night when we wrote it
and now...*shakes head:: Now it's just strange.
*pause*
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
~I want to be your dominated love slave~
[Sally sighed as she watched her husband sulk inside the car. "Just try it!" she yelled. "Lord knows our sex life needs some help!"]
[Trowa frowned at Quatre. "What's the problem with our sex life? I like being dominated all the time. Missionary position rules!"]
[Duo sighed forlornly. "Damn, I need to get some."]
[Meanwhile, inside the Marquise House of Love...]
["Unh! Unh! Unh! Do--that...aga~aaain! Ride me harder!" SLAP!]
[Meanwhile, in the parking lot, arriving for the Marquise House of Love's Weekly "Spice Up Your Life" Seminar...]
~I want to be the one that takes the pain~
[Quatre whimpered as Trowa guided him towards the front row. They were both in masks and capes, a la a terrible movie with a really lame orgy scene. "Mama!"]
[Wufei sniped quietly at his wife. "Onna! I do not see why you seem to think that Mini~Me needs any help in the love machine department."
Sally sighed. "Men! You pigs."
The Chinese man sighed. "I hope no one we know is here..."
"HEY WU-MAN!"]
~You can spank me when I do not behave~
["What're you and Sally doing here?" demanded Duo. Then he grinned, elbowing Wufei in the ribs. "I get it! Spice up your life!" With that, he began to sing a horrible horrible Spice Girls song that caused him to be inundated with produce.
"And who are you with?" he asked, all too aware of Quatre and Trowa busy necking in the front row.
"Me?" Duo looked innocent. "I'm here ALL BY MYSELF! DON'T WANNA BE, ALL BY MYSELF ANY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
Wufei coughed.
"Onna, I need to buy a hearing aid. He blew out my eardrum."
Sally sighed. "You man! First you go bald, and now you lose your hearing?"]
~Mack me in the forehead with a chain~
["Shhh...it's starting," whispered Duo dramatically. He looked a bit disappointed. "I was kinda hoping I'd get to see Heero here."
Wufei snorted. "Unlike you, Heero has no problem getting dates with obsessive compulsive stalkers. You've still got that whole love-from- afar thing going, don't you?"
Duo nodded, his eyes slowly turning into heart bubbles.
"Why don't you just settle down with Hilde?"
Duo grinned.
"That's a very good question..."]
~~~~~~~wooblewoobleweebleswobblebuttheydon'tfalldownwooblewooble~~~~~~
[Duo voiceover:
I was coming back to our room and I heard the most awful moaning
sounds. I thought he--
Wufei voiceover: DUO!
Duo voiceover:
Wufei voiceover: DUO!
Duo voiceover: Anyway.
~Cause I love feelin' dirty~
[Duo grinned again, a little bit of drool coming down his chin. "And I just can't get the image of him, just slammin' into this guy like the world was going to end and he wanted one last fuck and--!" He sucked in air loudly. "BABY GOT BACK!"
Wufei was about to ask Sally if they could move (Heh...who wears the pants in that marriage?) when he realized that she too was drooling. "Little hentai," he muttered under his breath.]
~And I love feelin' cheap~
[Suddenly, the lights went off and the curtains were drawn aside. Standing in the middle of an empty stage was one de-masked Zechs Marquise.
"Welcome," he said smiling, "to this week's seminar. Whether you happen to be engaged in a loving relationship of the homosexual nature--" He looked at Quatre and Trowa, who had shed several pieces of clothing. "--Or you are looking for a more fulfilling heterosexual one--" Wufei and Sally looked in opposite directions. "Or if you're very very lonely--"
Duo whimpered as one hundred pairs of eyes turned to stare at him.
"--This is the place for you. Tonight, we are fortunate to have two of our--ahem--pole dancers here to help demonstrate some techniques." Zechs grinned evilly at the word 'techniques'. He waved his hands; suddenly, several lightbulbs flashed, momentarily blinding the audience, and smoke filtered onto the stage.
A slinky boy in a skin-tight black catsuit, complete with little furry black ears hidden under his unruly brown hair crawled across the stage to Zechs, pushing his head affectionately against his leg. "This is my little Neko," sighed the blonde. "He does lots of nice things for me."
He looked out at the audience. "And he can do lots of nice things for you, too." The cat turned to face the audience, grinding his hips against Zechs' leg. "Now--"
"OOOOOOH! PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME!" Relena stood on the balcony frantically waving her arms. "PICK ME!"
The Barry Manilow in the background suddenly fizzled out. Stomping his foot, Zechs glared at his sister. "LEEEENNNAAA! How many times have I told you not to interrupt my show?!"
"THEN PICK ME FOR ONCE!" screeched Relena, a vein popping out in her forehead.
The Neko whimpered. He did not want to go with the bad lady. He wanted to stay with Good Master. Good Master gave Big Cock. Bad lady gave bad breath.
"No! NO! No! No no no no no no! I 'M TELLING MOM!" Zechs finally screamed, and stomped off stage. He materialized a moment later after throwing Relena to her 'death'.]
["Hello there," said Une, grinning at Noin from the back row of the theater. "What an unexpected surprise..." Relena would have screamed, but her mouth was occupied.]
[Wufei and Sally sweatdropped.
"Damn it," sighed the Neko in a familiar nasal voice. "Zechs is so unprofessional."
Duo's eyes bugged out as the Japanese pole dancer ripped off his headband and began to lick his paws. "Heero?!"]
~And I love it when you hurt me~
[The crowd was a bit perturbed, but they settled back down as Zechs began demonstrating the Deep Impact thrust on his Neko. "You've got to roll your hips like *this*, right, Neko?"
"Unh...! Rrrrrow!"]
~So drive those staples deep~
[Five hours later...]
["I believe you're all ready for the last part of tonight's class. Condoms and lubricant will be distributed; for you adventurous types, another pole dancer will be distributed at random. Get some while you can!" With that, Zechs retired for the night, taking Neko with him.]
~I want you to slap me and call me naughty~
[It took a moment, but soon a full-blown orgy was underway. Sally and Wufei teamed up with the 'mysterious' Trixie, a ginger-haired pole dancer with a dragon tattoo between 'her' butt cheeks. Quatre and Trowa made use of the large selection of sex toys and leather, eager to try out the 'Smack My Ass and Call Me Johnny Billy Bob Joe' move.
But Duo, oh Duo, poor Duo, was entranced by a pair of Prussian blue eyes and a set of fuzzy ears. He followed Zechs and Heero backstage, ducking behind a set piece designed to look like a penis.]
~Put a beltsander against my skin~
["Good Lord," sighed an unfamiliar drawl. "These latex masks are so hot!"
"I know, J! It would have been so much easier if your boy would just have agreed to be part of the show. I've been gelded by this damn catsuit."
"Oh come off it, G! You could have called some favors from the Peacecraft family."
"Heh...Wouldn't the Peacecraft boy and your Heero make a pretty pair, eh? Makes ya pretty hot thinking about it..."
"Yeah, too bad that foolish boy's in love with your boy, Dr. G."
"Yeah."
Duo screamed as the two doctors, old and gray, suddenly pounced on each other and began screwing. He screamed and screamed and screamed....]
~I want to feel pain all over my body~
["--aaaaAAAAAH!" He winced as he was slapped across the face. "Where am I?"
"Duo, wake up!" It was... Duo squinted.
"Heero? What are you doing in my apartment?" In a police uniform, rrrow, thought Duo.
Heero rolled his eyes. "You were screaming so loudly that they called the police. You have the right to remain silent..."
Duo moaned and began pawing at Heero's uniform. Finally! All his dreams come true...
Idiot hentai, thought the Japanese boy indignantly, but went on.
Finally, the American sighed in frustration. "Damn it! If you're not going to screw me, then I'll just have to screw you!"
With that, he pounced.]
[2 days later...]
["Heero, tell me the truth. Where did you buy that costume? It's amazingly realistic. You've even got a badge to go with it."
"Um...Duo...!?"]
~Can't wait to be punished for my sins.~
Ariana and Bianca
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