August 14, 2000
Dorothy:
My name is Dorothy Catalonia. I would be an excellent addition to
Harvard University. Not only am I an accomplished fencer, these
skills can also double as Steak Kabob Expert Management at a backyard
barbecue. I also have no pupils, and as such, excellent night
vision...
Trowa:
Name:________
...five hours later...
Name:________
...five days later...
I would fit in well at Clown College. I have experience dealing with weepy little girls with heart problems, but I can also become Night Time Assassin Trowa Barbie, sneaking up on helpless mobile suits and killing if necessary...
...and finally, if you don't accept me, I'll use my superspecial animal communication psychic friends bond to send a pride of lions after your ass...
Quatre:
I would be a lovely asset to your Tea Cultivation and Care School for
the 'Gifted'. Not only am I a gifted, sensitive, weepy little woman
with terrible acid reflux, as one of my friends would describe me, I
have a dangerous alter ego that
KILL YOU KILL YOU KILL YOU ZERO SYSTEM KILL YOU KILL YOU KILL YOU
appears every now and then, really nothing to worry about...
Eh. ^^;
Ariana, Bianca, and Charmy
Please send comments to: weirdsisters@hotmail.com