13-Jul-2000
Heero ran, his feet pounding into the cement as he ran. That...that *thing* was close behind, waiting for him to stumble so it could pounce... Gods no. He had to keep running. Just look straight ahead and run to Duo...
He could hear her voice behind him, so shrill it could make the angels' ears bleed. "Heeerrroooo!"
*You make me wanna throw my pager out the window*
He jumped over a cart filled to the brim with oranges, then shivered as he heard the sound of a body connecting with wood, and several round objects spilling to the ground. The poor ex-pilot turned back around just in time to avoid running into Trowa, who spun around several times before dropping to the ground.
*Tell MCI to cut the phone cord*
She was closer, he could feel it. He couldn't keep going on like this, had to find a way to get rid of Relena. Smiling, he passed a narrow alleyway, watched the blonde streak go racing by, and doubled back.
*Break my lease so I can move*
He was free!
*Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo*
"HEEERRROOOO!"
*I wanna put your number on the call block*
Okay. Maybe not, he thought, slightly disgruntled, and jumped a sixty foot wall in a single bound. There, he snickered. That should...
*Have AOL make my emails stop*
Relena came flying over the wall, wearing a rocket pack. Heero gasped and kept running. There! Up ahead! There was a stone arch; if he could make her fly into it...
*Cause you a bug a boo*
"Unh," Relena grunted as she passed, unharmed, through the centuries old brick.
*You buggin what? you buggin who? You buggin me! And don't you see it ain't cool*
Duo held out his hands, a nervous grin on his cheeky face. "Hirde...Hirde, you don't wanna do this..."
*It's not hot that you be callin me stressin me pagin my beeper you're just non-stop*
She grabbed him and put a collar around his neck, trying to make him sit.
*And it's not hot that you be leavin me messages every 10 minutes and then you stop by*
Duo broke the flimsy plastic strap with ease and took off. He had to find Heero--! There was no where he could hide, he thought glumly, surveying the small neighborhood they lived in. How had Hirde and Relena found them??!
*When I first met you, you were cool*
Duo sweatdropped as a B-52 came soaring overhead.
*But it was game you had me fooled Cause 20 minutes after i gave you my number you already had my mailbox full*
"HEEE~EEROOOOOOOOOO!"
*So what you bought a pair of shoes What now I guess you think I owe you You dont have to call as much as you do*
"Heero, I'll follow you ‘til the end of the e---EEEEEEE!!!" Relena froze as a sub-atomic nuclear warhead caught her in the stomach. Heero, who was kneeling on the street, the rocket launcher strapped onto his shoulder, nodded in satisfaction and stopped in a diner for a quick snack.
*I'll give em back to be through with you And so what my momma likes you what now i guess you think i will too?*
Without warning, Relena came crashing through the roof, landing in the middle of the kitchen. There was an explosion, and several western omelettes went flying, one landing in Heero's lap.
*Even if the pope he said he likes you too I don't really care cause you're a bug a boo*
Heero self-destructed.
*It's not hot that when in blockin your phone number you call me from over your best friends house*
Duo screamed in un-Gundam pilot-like girly fear and threw his arms over his head. Hilde scooped him up in a visor-like grip and whisked him off to France, where she locked him in the basement, only letting him out for birthdays and bathroom breaks.
*And it's not hot that I cant even go out with my girlfriends without you trackin me down*
Zechs struck a pose in front of Treize, eyes smoldering. The former leader of OZ rolled his eyes.
*You need to chill out with that mess*
Treize ran over to the window, unlocked it, and flung himself into a very empty pool.
*Cause you can't keep havin me stressed*
The blonde ace winced, then shrugged and went off to find Noin.
*Cause every time my phone rings it seems to be you and im prayin that it is someone else*
Quatre yawned, rubbing sleep from his eyes, and screamed as a pair of forked eyebrows wiggled at him. "Dorothy?"
*When you call me on the phone you're buggin me*
"Quatre, my little war-muffin..."
*When you follow me around you're buggin me*
Quatre ran screaming into the sunset wearing his footsie pajamas.
*Everything you do be buggin me*
Heero sat, wringing his wrists and rocking back and forth as Relena cooed at him, feeding him chicken soup from a plastic bowl labeled, "Baby".
*You buggin me, you buggin me*
Maniacal laughter seeped up from a basement in Paris. "Cats! Cats! The hills are alive...with the sound of muuuu~uuusic....!"
*When you show up at my door you buggin me*
Dorothy huggled her new Quatre toy, squeezing him so hard his face was turning blue.
*When you open up your mouth you buggin me*
Zechs tickled Treize's foot with a blue feather, making him squirm around uncomfortably in his full-body cast.
*Every time I see your face you're buggin me*
Hirde went downstairs to let out Duo for his daily bathroom break. He saw her face and screamed, "Magical Mister Mistofelees!!!!!!" several times before she finally had to give him a tranquilizer.
*You're buggin me, you're buggin me*
End
Bianca
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